Those Crazy Cullens
Carlisle and Esme are at the Isle de Esme. Charlie is away on a cruise. What do the kids do while they are unsupervised? Mike wets his pants, Bella drunk and who's driving Charlie's cruiser plus much...much more.
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight.
Chapter One: Good-bye Parents, Hello Fun!
Bella POV
"Wow! Bells, how did you get the money for this?" Charlie exclaimed holding up the tickets to his all-expense paid trip to Mexico, where he would be staying for a week and then going on a cruise of the Barbados.
"Well, I pitched in, so did Edward and his family. They figured you do so much, you needed a vacation" I exclaimed, only part lying. Edward and his family did pitch in. I didn't. They didn't let me put my money in. He pulled me into a huge hug and gave me a kiss on the head. "I know its short notice but your plane leaves tomorrow" Edward explained, winking at me. I blushed a bright crimson.
Charlie dashed upstairs and the sound of his closet flying open was heard from downstairs. Edward gave a small laugh. "What is it?" I asked Edward, who was still laughing. He stopped laughing and took my hand. "Love, he's worried about what we're going to do while he's gone. He's going over the worse possible thing that could happen. Right now in his head he's imagining himself coming back to find you married, pregnant and living at our house". I snorted a little bit.
When Charlie came downstairs he had a suitcase already packed. Edward nudged me and mouthed 'play along'. "So Bella, I'm sure you, Alice, Rosalie and Esme will have fun while us boys are camping" he said warmly. Charlie's face lit just a little bit. "What was that Edward?" he said, hiding a grin that was stretching on his face. "Oh, Carlisle takes me, Emmett and Jasper on a camping trip this time every year. He wants us to connect with nature and sleep under the stars" he said. I couldn't help giggling at that statement. They wouldn't be 'sleeping' under any stars. They don't even sleep.
"Oh, yeah and Alice invited me over for to keep her company while the boys are gone" I said grinning. Charlie nodded and said, "yeah, good idea. I don't like the idea of you here by yourself". I noticed that he was slightly glaring at Edward when he said 'by yourself'. "We're leaving tonight, Bella" Edward said looking apologetically into my eyes. As if on cue, my cell phone started buzzing from my pocket.
"Hello". Just as I said it, Alice's voice came over the other line. "You're staying here while the boys are camping. You're coming over tonight!" she said in her excited voice. "Sure, that sounds like fun, I'll asked Charlie" I said. I looked over at Charlie and said, "dad, is it okay if I go over the Cullen's house tonight". Charlie nodded and said, "sure thing, kid. Have fun. Tell Esme and Alice I said 'hi'."
Edward and I walked to the drive way and started laughing. Once we were in the Volvo, Edward's foot pushed the pedal down hard. I could almost imagine the fire that was left behind from the tires. We reached the Cullen's house just in time to see Carlisle and Esme carrying their suitcases downstairs. "Oh, hi Bella. How are you dear?" Esme asked in her motherly tone. "Fine. Are you two going somewhere?" I asked looked at the very large suitcases. "Why, yes dear. Carlisle and I are going to my island, Isle de Esme. We always go on a vacation at this time of year" Esme explained. I looked at Edward and clear my throat. "Isn't it ironic that we bought Charlie a ticket to Mexico and a cruise of the Barbados at the same time your parent's decide to leave the country, too" I said to Edward in an accusing tone. Carlisle and Esme passed us and went out to the garage.
"Kids, get down here. We need to talk rules" Esme said, watching Carlisle climb into the car. Alice, Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett appeared around us within seconds. All wore faces of pure innocence and purity. "Okay, the rules have changed a bit. Okay so I expect to come back to a whole house. I do not want to hear anyone was put in jail for anything. Bella is to remain in one piece. That means you, Rosalie. And Emmett, if I hear anything about you, I will take away you Wii and your PS3" Carlisle said with Esme nodding in the background. "Oh and don't forget to feed Bella. I do not want to come back to find her under fed" Esme threatened climbing into the car with her husband and with that, they were gone.
Next Chapter: Emmett has fun with Charlie's cruiser.