No I do not write like this. This fanfic is bad on purpose. Disclaimer: I am not JKR. Please review :)
Once upon a time there lived a fairy princess named Ginny Weasley, who lived with her six fairy prince brothers Bill, Ron, Charlie,Fred, George and Percy, and their mummy and daddy Queen Fairy Molly and King Fairy Arthur. One day her brother Ron kidnapped Harry Potter and Ginny saw Harry tied to the kitchen table and being forced to eat gnome brains. She screamed "I'll save you Harry!" and killed Ron so as to save Harry. "Oh no what did I do I killed my favourite brother!" she wailed. But then a fairy called Hermione flew into the room and brought Ron back to life. Ron woke up and saw Hermione and fell in love with her. They got married (even though they were only twelve and they had only just met each other) and then Fred randomly dropped dead. Harry and Ginny got married (even though Ginny was only eleven and had only just met each other) and Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks randomly dropped dead. Then Harry went to Hogwarts (which was way way way away in Australia) and killed Voldemort and became Master of Death. He then became evil and destroyed the whole wizarding world. The End