Song: Skin Ya Alive!
Performed By: Bill Gates and The Microsoft Disco Choir
Album: Hell's Bells, Live From Seattle
(Apologies to the BeeGees, but not to Microsoft!)
Bill:
Well, you can tell by the way I spend my money
The deal is rotten and somethin' is funny.
Cursing God and all that's Holy,
We have no concience, we're UnHoly!
But it's all right, we're OK,
The accountants get paid to "Look the other way."
We just can't understand
The Mystic Powers of Linux, man...
Choir:
Whether you're a big corporation,
Or just some little guy,
We'll Skin ya Alive, Skin ya alive.
We'll kick your ass, then skin y'alive, skin y'alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, skin ya alive, skin ya alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, skin ya alive.
Bill:
Well now, when I'm low, I get high,
(Choir: Hi - - - igh)
If I can't get money, somebody' gonna DIE!
(Choir: Di - - - ie)
Bill:
I keep the consumer beneath my shoes,
I'm a gamblin' man who can't stand to lose.
I'm all right, we're ok,
Vista was released yesterday!
We STILL can't understand
The Mystic Powers of that Mr. Jobs man...
Choir:
Whether you're a big corporation,
Or just some little guy,
We'll Skin ya Alive, Skin ya alive.
We'll kick yo' ass, then skin ya alive, skin ya alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, skin ya alive, skin ya alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, skin ya alive.
Bill:
Microsoft is gettin' nowhere, must crush the OpenSource
Crushing OpenSource -- Yeah
Microsoft is gettin' nowhere, Gotta steal the iPod
Rippin' Off The iPod -- Yeah, Skin ya Alive
Choir:
We'll Skin ya Alive, Skin ya alive.
We'll kick yo' ass, then skin ya alive, skin ya alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, skin ya alive, skin ya alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, skin ya alive.
Bill:
Well, you can tell by the way I spend my money
The deal is rotten and somethin' is funny.
Cursing God and all that's Holy,
We're devoted to Satan -- Oh so ...
TOTALLY!!!
But it's all right, we're OK,
Told the Government, "Look the other way."
We will NEVER understand
Mystic OpenSource, man...
Choir:
Whether you're a big corporation,
Or just some little guy,
We'll Skin ya Alive, Skin ya alive.
We'll kick yo' ass, then skin ya alive, skin ya alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, skin ya alive, skin ya alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, skin ya alive.
Bill:
Microsoft is gettin' nowhere, must crush the OpenSource
Crushing OpenSource -- Yeah
Microsoft is gettin' nowhere, Gotta steal the iPod
Rippin' Off The iPod -- Yeah, Skin ya Alive
Choir:
We'll Skin ya Alive, Skin ya alive.
We'll kick yo' ass, then skin ya alive, skin ya alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, skin ya alive, skin ya alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, skin ya alive.
Bill:
Well, you can tell by the way we all spend our money
Ill-gotten gain has blessed us, honey!
Cursing God and ALL that's Holy -
WE ARE THE SPAWN OF SATAN!!
IT'S YOU WE ARE CONTROLLING!!!!
But it's all right, we're OK,
Told the Government, "Look the other way."
We will NEVER understand
The Mystic Powers of Apple, man...
Choir:
We'll Skin ya Alive, Skin ya alive.
We'll kick yo' ass, then skin ya alive, skin ya alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, skin ya alive, skin ya alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, skin ya alive.