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Transcript: Amber and Toby, Part I
Date: April 13th, 2019
Time: 9:01 AM
Location: Dreamer's Respite, WA
Amber: -And that was Gold Heart Six with their new hit single Bring the Music Back, which they certainly have brought back.
Toby: Until now, because like all good things, music must come to an end!
Amber: Yes, true. Welcome back to the Amber and Toby show. Glad you're all tuning in to Broadcast 100.3 once again for the best of banter and heartfelt advice.
Toby: Speaking of advice, I was wondering, have you heard of any new cold or sickness going around? I think I've caught something but I'm not sure what.
Amber: You know, I was just thinking you looked a little sick today. Not that they would know, of course, but… (both laugh.) Have you been to the doctor?
Toby: Yeah, and she said I was just sick and that I shouldn't worry.
Amber: Well, if you're still well enough to come in for work, I bet it can't be too bad, right?
Toby: Sure, but I've got a bad headache. Like something is trying to poke out of my skull.
Amber: That would explain why you're not bouncing off the walls like usual.
Toby: Come on! Do you really need to roast me right now?
Amber: Hey, laughter is the best medicine, right?
Toby: (Sighs) Fine, good point.
Amber: Have you been having any other symptoms? Sorry to bore everybody listening, but maybe you'll need to watch out for this.
Toby: No, I don't think so. But you said I looked sick?
Amber: Yeah, you're a little paler than usual, and your eyes are a bit watery... otherwise, I think you're fine. Maybe you just need some more sunlight?
Toby: You think after last summers... incident I want to stand out in the sun?
Amber: You mean the time you fell asleep at the beach and forgot sunscreen and-
Toby: Yep, that's the one.
Amber: That was a riot!
Toby: Sure it was.
Amber: Honestly, I'm no doctor, but I think it's just the flu or something.
Toby: Yeah, I hope so.
Amber: What I hope is that it isn't contagious. I don't need you cooties in me.
Toby: Is that really the best comment you've got?
Amber: Yeah, you're right. After five years with you, I'm already immune to your cooties, so that's a moot point.
Toby: Do you not have any sympathy? The only reason I didn't take a sick day is because I knew you couldn't carry this show on your own!
Amber: Now that's just low, Toby. I can't believe you. (Toby groans.) Anyway, if you see Toby out on the streets, be sure to stay away, just in case.
Toby: That isn't helping!