Mario the kung-fu master
by philip lorenzo
We find mario training in a judo he made.
Mario: Huwoooo, haya!
Mario chops 4 woods stocked up on each other in half from luigi's hands.
Luigi looks at mario at a funny look. It looks like a challenge!
Luigi: Hmm, your skills are pretty good, but you can never defeat me! Hah! hwooo hea!
Luigi starts to do some kung-fu moves he watched from jackie chan movies. Mario also does
the same, but he also knows some moves from bruce lee and chuck norris just in case.
Mario:Hwoo!
Mario and Luigi jump into the air and kick. They both block and land. Mario does a high punch,
but luigi counters with a low kick, but mario is too quick and jumps in the nick of time. Mario
tries to do a high jump kick while in the air, but luigi ducks and grabs him by the leg and
him toward the wall at great speed. Smash!
Mario: You are a quick, but I am a mucha quicker! Prepare toa meeta your dooma! Hoyyyyaaaaa!
Mario does a spin like in the matrix, and everything slows down like in the matrix and mario
spreads his arms and his legs in into the air, preparing to kick. Mario kicks and kicks, but
Luigi's cat like reflexis dodge every one of them, and punches mario into the face.
Mario slams into the wall where he was smashed before slowely stands up. He wipes his mouth
and sees that there is no blood, but it really hurt. Mario is really mad this time! Everything
goes into slow motion again, and he puts his shades on. She goes into a stance, and motions
to come on. Mario is really angry now!!!
Luigi runs at him and does a flying kick, but mario ducks and does a back flip, letting his
foot nearly making contact to luigi as he flies by. Mario strikes with his elbow and luigi
blocks and does a low kick. Mario blocks the lowkick with his foot, and tries to do a high kick.
Luigi ducks and quickly does a medium-kick, but mario jumps and does a high jump kick, making
contact to luigi's left ear. Luigi flies at 100 miles an hour to the wall where mario flew.
Luigi gets mad and puts his shades on and pulls out his gun! Luigi tries to shoot mario,
but mario quickly heads to the wall and walks across it, and doing a flip( like in the matrix)
then he spots a gun on the floor that luigi had thrown. Luigi threw his gun and got out a
machine gun and started shooting mario. Mario ran for it and did a summersault(yup, slow motion
again) and graps it, then starts shooting while in the middle of his sumersault. It hits luigi
right in the gut and luigi falls down. Mario goes over to luigi and sees if he's ok.
Mario: Ara you ok luigi?
Luigi gets up and shows his mark, and he had a bullet proff vest! He quickly takes out his
machine gun and shootes mario. Mario dodges them (like in the matrix)(slow motion again)
and gets shoot in the gut and falls down. Luidi goes over and shootes him again and again
five times in a row. Luigi felt his neck and saw no pulse, and walked away.
suddenly, peach came over to investigate.
Peach: Oh my gosh!
Peach runs over to mario.
Peach: Mario, speak to me!
Peach starts to cry.
Peach: Mario, you can't die. When I was walking in the woods, I ran into this person. He told me
that I would fall in love of someone, and he would be the best. So mario, you can't be dead.
Peach passionately kisses mario on the cheet. Suddenly, Mario gets up, and walks to Luigi.
Luigi: What? you're still alive!?
Luigi busts out his machine gun and starts shooting him like crazy. Mario stops them and
inspects them,then drops them. Mario walkes on over to Luigi. Luigi tries all of his
Jackie Chan Moves on him, but Mario is too quick and defents himself and kicks luigi
all the way onto the wall. Mario runs ont him and does a high jump kick at the speed of light,
and kicks luigi into the wall, and triggers the machine gun and shoots him.
Mario: Oh no luigi, my one and only brother. Why did it have to end like this? Why! Whyyyyy!
Mario stood there in grief from the lost of his brother. What has gotten into him? What has
Gotten into luigi, making him so violent and trying to kill him like that? Mario knew that
that couldn't possibly be luigi. His brother would never do that.
Mario: Bowser!
Bowser was the only one that could be behind this, and Mario must avenge his brother's death
and destroy bowsers evil scheme. But is luigi really dead? luigi didn't know moves
like that. Maybe, just maybe, his brother was actually alive! Mario rushed out the door
and ran out, on the journey to find his brother and bowser.
by philip lorenzo
We find mario training in a judo he made.
Mario: Huwoooo, haya!
Mario chops 4 woods stocked up on each other in half from luigi's hands.
Luigi looks at mario at a funny look. It looks like a challenge!
Luigi: Hmm, your skills are pretty good, but you can never defeat me! Hah! hwooo hea!
Luigi starts to do some kung-fu moves he watched from jackie chan movies. Mario also does
the same, but he also knows some moves from bruce lee and chuck norris just in case.
Mario:Hwoo!
Mario and Luigi jump into the air and kick. They both block and land. Mario does a high punch,
but luigi counters with a low kick, but mario is too quick and jumps in the nick of time. Mario
tries to do a high jump kick while in the air, but luigi ducks and grabs him by the leg and
him toward the wall at great speed. Smash!
Mario: You are a quick, but I am a mucha quicker! Prepare toa meeta your dooma! Hoyyyyaaaaa!
Mario does a spin like in the matrix, and everything slows down like in the matrix and mario
spreads his arms and his legs in into the air, preparing to kick. Mario kicks and kicks, but
Luigi's cat like reflexis dodge every one of them, and punches mario into the face.
Mario slams into the wall where he was smashed before slowely stands up. He wipes his mouth
and sees that there is no blood, but it really hurt. Mario is really mad this time! Everything
goes into slow motion again, and he puts his shades on. She goes into a stance, and motions
to come on. Mario is really angry now!!!
Luigi runs at him and does a flying kick, but mario ducks and does a back flip, letting his
foot nearly making contact to luigi as he flies by. Mario strikes with his elbow and luigi
blocks and does a low kick. Mario blocks the lowkick with his foot, and tries to do a high kick.
Luigi ducks and quickly does a medium-kick, but mario jumps and does a high jump kick, making
contact to luigi's left ear. Luigi flies at 100 miles an hour to the wall where mario flew.
Luigi gets mad and puts his shades on and pulls out his gun! Luigi tries to shoot mario,
but mario quickly heads to the wall and walks across it, and doing a flip( like in the matrix)
then he spots a gun on the floor that luigi had thrown. Luigi threw his gun and got out a
machine gun and started shooting mario. Mario ran for it and did a summersault(yup, slow motion
again) and graps it, then starts shooting while in the middle of his sumersault. It hits luigi
right in the gut and luigi falls down. Mario goes over to luigi and sees if he's ok.
Mario: Ara you ok luigi?
Luigi gets up and shows his mark, and he had a bullet proff vest! He quickly takes out his
machine gun and shootes mario. Mario dodges them (like in the matrix)(slow motion again)
and gets shoot in the gut and falls down. Luidi goes over and shootes him again and again
five times in a row. Luigi felt his neck and saw no pulse, and walked away.
suddenly, peach came over to investigate.
Peach: Oh my gosh!
Peach runs over to mario.
Peach: Mario, speak to me!
Peach starts to cry.
Peach: Mario, you can't die. When I was walking in the woods, I ran into this person. He told me
that I would fall in love of someone, and he would be the best. So mario, you can't be dead.
Peach passionately kisses mario on the cheet. Suddenly, Mario gets up, and walks to Luigi.
Luigi: What? you're still alive!?
Luigi busts out his machine gun and starts shooting him like crazy. Mario stops them and
inspects them,then drops them. Mario walkes on over to Luigi. Luigi tries all of his
Jackie Chan Moves on him, but Mario is too quick and defents himself and kicks luigi
all the way onto the wall. Mario runs ont him and does a high jump kick at the speed of light,
and kicks luigi into the wall, and triggers the machine gun and shoots him.
Mario: Oh no luigi, my one and only brother. Why did it have to end like this? Why! Whyyyyy!
Mario stood there in grief from the lost of his brother. What has gotten into him? What has
Gotten into luigi, making him so violent and trying to kill him like that? Mario knew that
that couldn't possibly be luigi. His brother would never do that.
Mario: Bowser!
Bowser was the only one that could be behind this, and Mario must avenge his brother's death
and destroy bowsers evil scheme. But is luigi really dead? luigi didn't know moves
like that. Maybe, just maybe, his brother was actually alive! Mario rushed out the door
and ran out, on the journey to find his brother and bowser.