This one is for Diana. If she ever gets around to reading it…..

It's also written for Gingeh. Just because we love you. And in case you aren't reading this, Gingeh, please, whoever is, pass on the message.

Thanks.

Okay, dudes and dudettes. And whoever else is reading this. I created this purely out of boredom. Right now I should be doing my homework INSTEAD of goofing off on the computer, but hey, I say screw it. I wanna type. And be prepared, for this is pure, undiluted crack.

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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did, Sasuke would die for being such an ass.

A maniacally great sensation coursed throughout her body as another wave of tension and ecstasy washed over her. The cause of this particular feeling happened to be blonde, sexy, and liked to play rough.

"Oh! More! More!" the young girl screamed as she arched her back in sheer pleasure. She squealed in pure delight, for wave after wave of sweet feeling racked her body.

"You want more?" her partner asked. "I'll give you as much as you want!"

Her ink-colored hair went everywhere when her head went from side to side, calling her partner's name.

"Temari! Yes!" The shy kunoichi had a lot of built-up joy inside, her mouth being the only outlet. And so she screamed.

"Yes?" the fan-user said. "I can do much more than that, my pretty, just you wait and see!"

The glass chinked as Temari dropped yet another scoop of ice-cream into Hinata's already overflowing bowl. "Dig in, my dear, and when you're done we can go get more."

"Yippee!"

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Okay people! Guess what! I have a D- again! Yay! Me happy now! Woot! ANYWHO….before I lose my train of thought…again…I know that was REALLY short, but I didn't feel like making this longer. So, behold the power of sugar-high induced crack. And tell me what you think of it. That would be nice.

Flames perfectly welcome.

Sincerely, and with more Failure,

Winged Gorganzola