My inteview with Usagi Tsukino

(litterally!)

ME: Hello Usagi! My name is Serma Kou and I am the head interviewer for and would like to ask you for a few minutes of your time.

USAGI: Hello there. Can I help you? It is a pleasure to introduce myself to you, Serma Kou. Who made you the head interviewer for Fanfiction dot net and would like to ask me for a few minutes of my time ?

ME: The people who made the site of course!

USAGI: It goes without saying. Oh those people.

ME: Yeah. So anyway, can I ask you a few questions Usagi?

USAGI:Whoa. Ask me anything.

ME: OK. Question one: What was your favorite trasformation?

USAGI:I don't have a favorite trasformation.

ME: Question two: Who is the strongest Sailor Senshi besides you? Uranus, Jupiter or Saturn?

USAGI: What else is the strongest Sailor Senshi me? Saturn.

ME: Question three: How far have you and Mamoru gone in your relationship? First, Second, Third or Fourth base?

USAGI: I lost my train of thought. If I have to choose, I pick Fourth base. And second?

ME: You've already had sex with Mamoru?!

USAGI: I am really not interested in it.

ME: Thank God! You're not ready for that yet Usagi-chan!

USAGI: Don't mention it. That assumption is only a supposition.

ME: You're so clueless sometimes Usagi. (sweatdrops)

USAGI: I will tell my teacher you said I am clueless Usagi.

ME: You will have to excuse her, she's having a little trouble speaking English. (still sweatdropping)

USAGI:................

ME: SAY SOMETHING USAGI!!!!!!

USAGI: Something Usagi.

ME: Baka. (sweatdrops [again])

USAGI: I'll remember you called me baka when I become queen of the Earth.

ME: Sorry Koneko-chan.

USAGI: There is no need to apologize. What do you really want to ask me?

ME: What exactly does your name, Usagi Tsukino mean? Lots of people say they know but they might not.

USAGI:.......

ME: Hello?

USAGI:......

ME:Usagi?

USAGI:......

ME:Are you still there?

USAGI:.........

ME:WAKE UP USAGI!!!!!!!

USAGI: I am fully conscious.

ME:THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?!

USAGI:Perhaps it is not part of my personality.

ME:Rei-chan was right, you ARE an odango-baka!

USAGI:When was this exactly?

ME: Like every time you went to a Senshi meeting!

USAGI:Interesting comparison.

ME:Geeze! Now I know why Rei-chan called you what she did! But anyway, what's your relationship with Seiya? A lot of people say that you two are dating.

USAGI:That is deep. Why now? How do you know?Reductionism. Are you asking about my relationship with Seiya? How many?

ME: Yes I am and maybe 10,000 or more.

USAGI:I understand. " How many?" You are? " How many?" You are?

ME: You are hopeless Usagi. (breaths mushroom cloud)

USAGI:Thanks for telling me that I am hopeless Usagi.

ME: I TOLD YOU THAT MY NAME WAS SERMA KOU!!!!

USAGI:Your name WAS SERMA KOU? Is that correct English?

ME: I said my name was Serma Kou.

USAGI:What did you mean by it? Your name was Serma Kou? Is that correct English?

ME: Yes it is Usagi-baka. (breaths mushroom cloud [again])

USAGI:I don't know that expression. I don't know whether or not I am baka. I am a Human. Really. it is?

ME: Don't you know what a baka is or did you forget?

USAGI: It is a baka is or did me forget.

ME: Usagi, a baka is an idiot!

USAGI:Um, Aren't all baka idiot s?

ME:YES!!!!! (bangs head on metal interview table)

USAGI:Really.

ME: Well that's about all I can take of this right now! I'm gonna go take either a PMS pill or some stress medicine now! Bye people! Say bye to everyone Usagi!

USAGI:At this moment How about that. Thanks for explaining it. Right now? Can I go too? TTYL, undefined. " bye to everyone Usagi."

ME: Usagi, I told you my name is Serma Kou.

USAGI:Um, I remember you told me your name is Serma Kou.

ME: Bye! I'll see ya when I calm down! Bye Usagi!

USAGI:Until next time. Would you recommend this action to a friend? See you later.

ME:Maybe. bye! Off to post this on ! See ya later Usagi!

USAGI:Until next time. On and off. See you later, undefined.

ME: SERMA!!!! bangs head on my interview table [again])

USAGI: " See you later, undefined."? ?

ME: MY NAME IS SERMA BAKA!

USAGI: It is a pleasure to introduce myself to you, SERMA BAKA.

ME: Bye!

USAGI: Bye bye.

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If any1 want to know something about Usagi, plz leave a review and let me know what cha wanna know! ja ne!;p

love,

uranusfan1

(p.s., my name isn't Serma Kou. That is a character I made up 4 1 of my stroiesXD)