A/N: Dude! I just got this idea and I like it! R&R please :3 I love writing dialogue :]
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"Hey, Mark?"
"Yeah?"
"I
want one of those Snuggie things."
"What's a
Snuggie?"
"What's that, my dear friend? You of all people
don't know what a Snuggie is?"
"… No?"
"Well,
it's this neat thingie, and it's like a blanket-"
"Dude,
we have plenty of blankets."
"Mark, I wasn't done with my
sentence yet. It's like a blanket… with sleeves."
"A
blanket… with sleeves?"
"No, Mark, with sleeves. You
gotta say it right. Sleeves."
"Whatever. We have
blankets anyway."
"But Snuggies are special! You can do
special shit while you have one!"
"Like what?"
"Umm…
read! And hug children!"
"Since when do you do either of
those?!"
"Never. But I bet you could film with it!"
"Ooh,
really?"
"Yep, and I could play guitar, and also they give
you a free book light…"
"And how much is it?"
"Like
fifteen bucks. Maybe."
"We could be using that for food,
Roger!"
"Psh. Food is overrated nowadays, anyway. Would you
rather starve or freeze?"
"Where exactly did you see this
commercial?"
"At that one TV store."
"I've got to
talk to the manager. They're gonna get me killed one of these
days."
"Aw, Mark! Please? You look like a supercool wizard
when you wear it!"
"Fine, I guess."
"YES! I'm gonna
go tell Mimi. She's gonna be so jealous. I'll never ask for
anything else again!"
Two weeks later…
"Hey Mark, can we get some of
that mighty putty shit?"
"Ugh."
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A/N: Eh, coulda been better. R&R though :D