Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars, I don't own Ross, and I don't own Mike.
Lorenzo was at the mall looking for a new basketball hoop. Here is some history about his life he is a rude youth. He is 19 years old and moved to Florida when he was 18 after his parents kicked him out of the house. Every month two friends Mike and Ross go down to visit him from where they live in Connecticut every month. "It's around time they came to my house" Lorenzo thought. He was buying a basket ball hoop because Mike broke his old one last time he visited. He passed by a stall selling things like perfume. He passed a shop that specialized in dandruff shampoo. "Where is the bloody sports store" he thought. "There it is he" said Lorenzo, "Finally". He went to the basket ball section and found a good hoop. "300 bucks! That's crazy" he cried "And they think I have issues. Oh well". He pulls out a wad of cash. "50, 100, 150, 200, 250, and 300 dollars." "Can you deliver this to my house?" He asked. "Sure." said the cashier. Lorenzo quickly writes down his address. On his way out of the mall, Lorenzo passes a vacuum store. "Why do they sell such random stuff at malls?" he says to no one in particular. When he gets home, he turns on the TV. He starts watching the news. "Next month is the lunar eclipse." "Who cares?" says Lorenzo and changes the channel. "Please support our troops who are currently fighting against the people that live in Antarctica." "OOkaayyyyyyy then" said Lorenzo. He goes into the kitchen to look for a grapefruit. "Ding dong". "I wonder who that is."
How do u like it. Please r&r. If u like teen titans, read titans and villains truth or dare by tsunami77. he's my favorite author. Its funny.