Yuki collapsed onto his small lover, leaning slightly backwards to prevent crushing the petite body beneath him. Breathless gasps emanated from the tangled heap as Yuki carefully manoeuvred himself away from Shuichi. As a reflex, Shuichi lithely grasped the elder's hand. 'Stay' his actions seemed to beg. Yuki, unperturbed and already accustomed to his uke's post-coital ritual, placed a short yet sweet kiss to Shuichi's forehead. 'I'll stay' his eyes seemed to convey. Shuichi took it as a positive sign, slowly pressing his arms up against the other's lean torso. Without a moment's hesitation, Yuki pulled the duvet around his lover and gently ran his hands up to rest on Shuichi's back. The two began to drift off until…

"Ne, Yuki?"

Silence.

"Yuki."

Silence.

"Ne, Yuki. I know you're awake."

Silence. Then "What?"

Silence. "Nothing. Never mind."

A sigh. "What, brat? I'm awake now so you may as well tell me."

"You know Cathy?"

A bemused expression. Yuki racked his brains. "Who?"

"Cathy Earnshaw."

"Who? Someone I used to bang?"

"Yuki! No, Cathy Earnshaw from 'Wuthering Heights'!"

Silence. "The book?"

"No, the film."

"Shu, the film is based on the book."

"Oh."

"Baka."

Silence.

Sigh.

"What about her?"

Yuki propped himself up on his elbow, leaning over Shuichi as he absentmindedly chewed his lower lip. Yuki pressed himself gently over his lover and whispered, "You know, that's just asking for trouble."

Shuichi blushed and softly pushed Yuki away, although his eyes seemed to suggest a different desire altogether.

"Well, in the film-"

"Book," Yuki corrected.

"Right, book. Cathy and Heathcliff really love each other…"

Yuki stared at his lover, wondering where on Earth this conversation was going. Shuichi seemed quite the wandering leader.

"So?" he enquired.

"So, Hindley stops them from seeing each other…"

"And…?"

Shuichi began to bite his lip with so much gusto that Yuki had to reach over and prise his mouth apart.

"Well, after that, Heathcliff hates Cathy and never wants to see her again…"

"Shu, I still don't see your point."

"Well…Seguchi-san is always trying to get me to leave you. I'm scared he'll tell you lies like Hindley so that- so that-"

Shuichi began to tear up with such velocity that Yuki had no time to think. Instead, he reacted in the only fashion he knew.

"Tohma is right though. You are whiney, pathetic, lecherous, annoying-"

"Yuki!"

"- irritating, useless and you suck in bed."

Yuki gave a triumphant smirk before it turned to a look of horror as Shuichi abruptly turned away and made to get up. Yuki grabbed him, held him close and whispered, "Gorgeous, sexy, adorable, sweet, cute,

And above all – talented."

Shuichi looked up with love and adoration in his eyes for the one person who could build up his life yet tear it apart with a single word.

"Yu-ki?"

"I never liked Heathcliff anyway – too much arrogance."

"And Cathy?"

"Not a scratch on my Shuichi."

Shuichi snuggled close with his lover once again as Yuki absentmindedly stroked his florescent locks. The two began to fall asleep until…

"Ne, Yuki. You know Bella Swan?"

He was abruptly silenced by Yuki's lips.

Author's Note: So that was written at midnight in about 10 minutes after I decided I really needed to get back into the swing of writing fanfiction. Review please :)