I love Roach, believe me. The fact he stayed up at all hours of the night, the fact he left his clothes all over my room, the fact he hated it when I smoked around him, I could get passed all this. But, there's just one thing that really pissed me off about him. Well, maybe two things. One, being his immatureness. He was twenty four, and yet you couldn't say breast around the man without him giggling like a ten year old. Another, was the fact he loved to tease me to no end, and im not taking about how I look.

"Please, for bloody sakes!"

"No! I don't wanna!"

He crossed his arms over his chest, a satisfied smile across his face. That damn smile sometimes made me want to just break his fucking nose. He's lucky I love him, he really is. I groaned and rubbed my eyes with my hand, trying to wrap my head around the wonder that was Garold Sanderson. Finally I just dropped my arms.

"Why?"

He grinned even wider and leaned back in my desk chair, pushing a lock of black hair out of his eyes.

"Cause, Im just such a tease Johnny."

Johnny, I fucking hated that name. I was his bloody captain, and yet he calls me that. Im MacTavish, not Johnny. For some reason, the man refuses any type of sex with me. Any. Nothing. With his disposition, I would have excepted him to be a horny little basturd, but no. For god sakes, it took two months just to get him to sleep in the same bed as me, and sometimes he even had a problem with that. I looked him strait in the eyes.

"Why? Im serious. Tell me. Now. That's an order."

Roach tilted his head, studying me. His eyes were bright and playful, as usual.

"Because, im testing you."

I raised an eyebrow.

"Testing me? For what?"

"To see if you really love me."

My eyes widened slightly. I now understood why he was being such picky little arse. To tell you the truth, it actually was a good strategy. I nodded and smiled.

"Bloody hell, I love you. I love you a lot. If not, you would probably be dead by now."

Roach nodded himself and laughed.

"Still no sexy time for Johnny."

I face palmed and groaned.

"What do I have to do? There must be something."

Roach pondered this for a second. Suddenly, I mischievous look came upon his face.

"What?" I asked, afraid to know.

"If you catch me, you win sex!"

"Whaa…..?"

Like a bolt of lightening Roach jumped up from his seat and ran for the door. He pulled it open and took off down the hallway, leaving me in shock. Finally, I snapped out of it and took off after him, screaming swears as I went. During the short chase I passed by Ghost, who was holding a clipboard in his hand, probably something I needed to sign.

"Ah, sir, could you..?"

"No time! Gotta catch a bug!"

With that I took off around the corner, leaving the Englishman standing dumbly with the clipboard and pen. After a few seconds I walked calmly back around the corner, my prize secured over my shoulder.

"No fair!" Roach cried, struggling. I shook my head and held on to him as we headed back to my room.

"Alls fair in love and war, bug."

On the way back we once again saw Ghost, who was still standing in shock. As we passed he gave Roach a curious look, but the sergeant simply grinned and waved.