A/N: I'm including JJ, Prentiss, and Seaver because I think all three of them should be on the show, so yeah. :3 The other characters I've included are Kathleen Davis (new member of the BAU) and Hailey Bennett (new member of NCIS). Enjoy!

Supervisory Special Agent Aaron Hotchner of the FBI's Behavioral Analysis Unit had a heavy cross to bear. It wasn't too bad to have a complicated case, and he had only the slightest trouble in keeping his teammates safe. Instead, he had to put his team through the most unlikely challenge there was: Vacation.

It wasn't that he didn't like vacations, but the team had trouble enjoying themselves when one of their vacations a few years prior had lead to the near-death of former agent Elle Greenaway. The team had been shaken by these events, but Hotch wasn't ready to give up the surprisingly charitable amount of vacation Straus had given them: an entire week.

As the team arrived at the office with their suitcases, Agent Kathleen Davis was the first to open her mouth, as usual. "Hotch, where are we going?"

"You'll see," he tried to hold back a smile. "Reid, is Jack with you?"

"Yeah," Reid was holding the hand of the young boy, Hotch's son.

Jack had a huge smile plastered on his face, and Hotch couldn't help but give a small snigger when he saw his son patting his brand new Batman shirt with pride.

Hotch led the way out of the building. "Everyone, let's get in the vans. Rossi, stay close behind me."

"Aaron, I've been in car chases before," Rossi elbowed him playfully. "I think I'll be fine."

As Hotchner loaded their suitcases into the van, he saw Kathleen hoist Jack up and into the van and buckle him in his booster seat. Although Kathleen was the newest member of the team, she was a kind person and one who would stand her ground and keep composure if something went wrong. She proved herself very useful in the last case, during which she was forced to shoot a serial killer to protect herself and Seaver.

In Hotch's van were himself, Reid, Morgan, Kathleen, Jack, and JJ. "As long as David has Prentiss, Seaver, and Garcia, we'll be fine."

"Poor Rossi," Morgan kicked back and laughed. "He's stuck with all of the girls."

"Hello, I'm here," Kathleen waved her hands.

"Let's go!" Hotch was unusually excited. He'd picked the perfect place for them to go, and he was keeping it a secret until they arrived. The only clue he'd given them was that they shouldn't have elaborate clothing or anything "nice."

It was a long car ride, about two hours, which for the most part consisted of Jack laughing at the movie he was watching on the van's DVD player. Kathleen was leaning back and listening to her iPod. In front of those two were Morgan and Reid. Reid had a thick, philosophical book in his hands and was reading it at his extremely above-average pace, while Morgan leaned his head against the window, asleep.

JJ was next to Hotch. "Well, don't they seem pumped?"

"They'll love the spot I chose, you'll see." Hotch turned down a bumpy road, which caused everyone in the car, except for the heavily sleeping Morgan, to jump at the sudden jolt. Morgan did wake up, however, after they hit a pothole.

"And here we are!" Hotch parked the car and waited until everyone was out of both vehicles until proclaiming that they were at their destination.

"Hotch, we're camping?" Morgan looked around, disappointed.

"Well, it's the only place I could find that was close by to civilization in case of an emergency."

Everyone excluding Emily, Kathleen, and Seaver understood.

"Hotch, are we staying in those cabins over there?" Garcia looked pleading as she pointed to the wooden houses lined up along another road.

Hotch nodded. "Yes, why?"

"We have neighbors," Reid pointed to where an old-looking, white haired man was watching them. The man stared for a moment and then went back inside.

Kathleen squinted after him. "Well, that was certainly a bit on the creepy side."

"Come on," Hotch went to retrieve their luggage. "Let's unpack and then see if we can meet the neighbors."

JJ exchanged a glance with Emily and whispered, "why do I have the feeling that guy isn't safe?"

Emily shrugged, shivering a bit, and went to help Hotch unload the suitcases.