"Elphie…" Glinda ran into the dorm room she shared with her newfound friend. When she closed the door she stared worryingly at the green girl.
"What?" Elphaba sounded moderately annoyed. She had been enjoying the piece and quite of a room free of Glinda.
"I need your help."
"Again? You needed my help at 1 O'clock this morning because you couldn't find your make up. Then you needed help half an hour later because you couldn't find the bra that matched your dress. No what do you need?"
"Well, I just went for a jog and…."
"Hahahaha. You, are Glinda. You don't jog."
"I know but, I saw Fifi jogging this morning and… well, I wanted to impress him." Elphaba wasn't amused at all by this.
"So, why do you need help? Don't tell me you need help with impressing a boy. You know I can't help you with that."
"Oh, of course you can't just look at you! Anyway, I wanted to ask you, do you have any deodorant I could use? I'm perspiring. And like you said, I'm Glinda! I don't perspire!"
"And I'm Elphaba! I don't have deodorant." This came as a huge shock to Glinda.
"But, didn't you take my advice on how to be popular? Always wear deodorant! Nobody likes a stinky witch!"
"Nobody likes a green witch! Why don't you have your own deodorant?" Glinda looked sheepishly at the ground.
"Well…"
"Let me guess. You were trying to impress Fifi, right?"
"Right."
"Then go buy some more." Glinda's face lit up.
"Good idea!" And with that, she ran out.
Wow, what an abrupt ending…