Dear diary,
Nobody knows where my heart went in the summer of '61. It was dark out and there was a cold breeze howling in the air. I was sitting in my room, looking out the window trying to find a star constellation. In came Trixie. She was in her night clothes.
"Patience, why are you naked?" She questions me.
"Because I'm trying to find a star constellation." I replied.
She grabs my face and starts to snog me. In comes my darling Delia, who joins in on the action. I ate both of their screaming pussies that night. And then they ate each other.
Sister Monica Joan knocks on my door to ask what the fuss is all about. I told her I was having a threesome with Delia and Trixie and asked if she would like to join? ... She declined and told me she'd rather be a cunty twat and steal the cake downstairs.
I bounce back onto the bed, in comes Barbara and we all do vagina stuff. Afterwards, Delia looks out the submarine window that we are in.
Sister Julienne also appeared. I told her I'd be more than happy to make her see God. But she told me she'd rather be a fanny flap and go out for a swim instead.
My dear diary, how I wish it was true.