Keith stared into Lance's eyes, he slowly leaned down to give him a smoocher and when he did lance moaned out "oh yeah Bapi" and then they smooched for a long time and keith took out his lon hard dicker and shoved that bad boiiiiiii in lance and lance did a lil gasp and keith was like "shamalamadingdong" and lance moaned again "i love it when u talk dirt" and then keith did a tuna sub spelled backwards and lance did too and then they had bebes they named them dishonour and humiliation and took em home and they did family things together. the end.