Disclaimer: Yha I'm admitting I don't own the Outsiders, dose that make all you lawyers happy?

Johnny and Two-bit was in the Curtis house watching T.V. Ponyboy walked into the room "Hey Johnny, we need to talk. I just saw Dally and he said he was worried about our sexuality since we're always hang out and stuff".

Wait wasn't Dally in jail? Then Two-bit heard the music. "What the fu…"

Pony:

Let's face the facts about me and you,
A love unspecified.
Though I'm proud to call you "Johnnycake" and mess up your greasy hair,
The crowd will always talk and stare.

Johnny:

I feel exactly those feelings, too
And that's why I keep them inside.
'Cause this cake can't shake the world's disdain,
And sometimes it's easier to hide,

Together:

Than explain our *
Guy love,
That's all it is,
Guy love,
He's mine, I'm his,
There's nothing gay about it in our eyes.

Johnny:
You ask me 'bout this thing we share,

Pony:
And he tenderly replies,

Johnny:
It's guy love

Pony:
Between two guys.

Johnny:
We're closer than the average man and wife,

Pony: turning to Two-bit
That's why our matching bracelets say Pone and J.C.

'Wait you guys were bracelets? You guys are ga…"

Johnny:
You know I'll stick by for the rest of my life.

Pony:
You're the only man who's ever been inside of me.

"Wait, WHAT?!"

Johnny: Talking
Whoa, I just pulled out a tooth after a rumble.

Pony:
There's no need to clarify,

"YES THERE IS!!"

Johnny:
Oh no?

Pony:
Just let it grow more and more each day.
It's like I married my best friend,

Johnny:
But in a totally manly way.

"There is nothing 'manly' about that!!"

Together:
Let's go!
It's guy love,
Don't compromise,
The *feeling* of some other guy,
Holding up your heart,
Into the sky.

Pony:
I'll be there to care through all the lows.

Johnny:
I'll be there to share the highs.

Together:
It's guy love,
Between two guys.

Pony:
And when I say, "I love you, John,"
It's not what it impies.

Together:
It's guy love
Between
Two
Guys

"Wait, since when do you guys sing? Where did that music come from? When did you rehearse? Wasn't that song on a sitcom? And there is no such thing as "Guy Love" its called a best friend. Wasn't Dally in jail? Holy crap I am going crazy!!" and with that Tow-bit ran out of the house.

"Pony, I think that was kind of mean".

"Hey, that's what he gets for making us watch the three-day-long Mickey Mouse marathon". And with a push of a button from the C.D player they hide behind the couch 'Don't Stop Believing' filled the room, Pony's favorite song.

Johnny put his head on his hand and just sighed while listening to his least favorite song.