Disclaimer: I don't own Glee.
A/N: Okay...so here is the glee drabble from my poll. ARTIE/TINA HUMOR! What could be better? If it's set when TINA IS HIGH, PEOPLE. VITAMIN D. You can vote on my new poll: hottest female gleek. And, go!
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"HI ARTIE!" a very excited, yellow-dress clad Tina yelled as she ran into the choir room. He had been the only one in there until now.
Artie looked at her, confused. She wasn't usually this energetic. "Um...hey?"
She giggled, in a sort-of-scary-sort-of-cute way. "So..." she leaned over and put her face really close to his. "I like you," she sighed, putting emphasis on the like, and spun around. She was clearly not okay.
"Wh-what?" he sputtered. First of all, she wasn't stuttering. Second of all...this was just weird. Thirdly, SHE LIKES HIM? "You...like me? Really?" His eyes widened and she giggled again in that semi-creepy way.
"Yes, stupid," Tina continued enthusiastically. She started skipping giddily around the room and then walked back up to him. "And I want to have sex with you." She laughed again. Still kind of scary.
Artie's brain went on overload and he had to process what had just happened. Tina literally just said she wanted to have sex with him. Then again, she seemed kind of...yeah, at the moment. But oh my God, Tina likes him.
He tilted his head to the side. "I...I like you too, Ti–"
She cut him off by full-forcedly pressing her lips to his. She kissed him passionately and he kissed her back, his head still reeling from the predicament. Tina pulled away, laughed (again), and ran off, hyper, yelling "Okaygoodbyeartieiloveyou!" in the process.
The girls performed their mash-up later that day, and the entire time, Tina's eyes were still spastic. The boys later found out that the girls had been high at the time, just like they were. Artie would be lying if he said this didn't make his heart sink a little, but it did give him more confidence when he asked her out about three weeks later. Just because she was under the influence, doesn't mean she didn't like him. She could have been telling the truth, just...not knowing it.
Before he asked her out, he ever-so-politely informed her that he still had the use of his penis, as a spur-of-the-moment type thing. Then he remembered she probably didn't actually want to have sex and was extremely embarrassed when she wheeled away awkwardly.
When they kissed on their date, Artie was laughing inside, because he was the only one that knew this was their second kiss, and not their first.