A /N- I've been toying with this idea for quite some time and initially it was suppose to be a one shot to distract me from all the stress caused by my college prep exams. I've penned down something after such a long time (5 years) so it may be crappy but yeah!It's high school AU with all my favourite characters added in the mix. Constructive criticism, positive feedback and reviews are very much welcomed; flames and character/pairing bashing not so much.
I don't own Naruto just my unrealistic ideas!
Chapter one: Welcome to Konoha high
Umino Iruka stood transfixed for the seventh time during the day as he overlooked the mess, the absolute mess the students had created out of the cafeteria. Tables were upturned, dishes laid broken and the once pristine white victorian walls were covered with Monday's lunch menu! And was that graffiti on the floor done with MacCheese? He looked towards his assistant with a pleading look as she gracefully walked through the mess.
He crossed his breath hoping that the conclusion would be different this time around ."Please don't tell me it's them again."
Kato Shizune looked towards her boss with dismay. It was sad how much the said man did to keep the School going smoothly but sadly his efforts to keep trouble out of the way was just not working out.
"It's them again. The majority of the students joined the fray but it was that bunch of hooligans responsible for the initiation."
Iruka sighted as he ran his hand through his hair. He was getting too old for this job.
"You sure?" He asked wearily.
"Of course I am! I checked the camera TWICE! Headmaster, you know as well as the rest of the staff that those brats are the reason why this school is going to hell and back" Shizune hotly professed.
She had enough! She was only hired a week prior and she had have enough of these brats. She wanted to throttle each one of them and it was only Monday! The start of the week, how was she going to survive with these rich brats around! She should have listened to Anko and never applied for this stupid job!
Sure, Konoha High was the most prestigious school in Japan, hell even in the east Asia but the kids weren't. Sure, the likes of Orochimaru, Namikaze Minato, Hatake Kakashi and Uchiha Itachi were the proud alumni but the majority of the students from this shit hole weren't going anywhere as great as it's predecessors. One had be either very smart, downright a genius to get in or filthy rich and even the devil knew that majority of these trolls were from the later category.
"I guess it's time to inform the cleaning facility." Iruka resigned.
"Cleaning facility? Headmaster this is not the job for cleaning facility! The amount of damage the kids have done doesn't need some cleaning. You need to refurnish! How could you let this vandalism go uncheck?" Shizune shouted at the weary headmaster.
Iruka sighted as he glanced at his pissed off assistant. "What's do you suggest?"
Shizune adjusted her chic red glasses as she divulged her idea. "Call the entire Konoha 11 group in the office."
Iruka looked again at the poorly drawn graffiti. He wondered if he really looked as disfigured as he was drawn, with MacCheese nevertheless. He closed his eyes taking a deep breathe. He could feel a massive headache knocking the very bones of his cranium. It was going to be a very long day.
XOXO
Uzumaki Naruto was having the time of his life as he found there group seated in front of Iruka-sensei and the new brunette. Was she an assistant or something? Her face reminded of his mother's fiery red hair. She looked weird as if she was constipated. He mentally giggled patting himself on his back as he jotted it down to tell Kakashi and Obito. He was going to have so much fun with them! Obito and he could pull pranks on his dad easily as Kakashi was always there to outwit him! And on good days even mom joined the fray! It was blond vs blond!
The brunette sharp voice snapped him out of his thoughts. "Are you even listening?" The woman barked looking at the bunch of teenagers.
Naruto shifted in his seat, giving himself a better angle to watch what his friends were up to. He had to stifle another laugh as he looked at his friends.
The entire Konoha 11 sported varying degrees of boredom. Sasuke looked impassive as ever with a bit of panic as Sakura inched her chair closer to him. There was Kiba who had a wolfish grin on his face as he kept looking at the assistant's leg. Ten Ten was toying with her Kunai necklace while Temari glared at a sleeping Shikamaru. Gaara and Neji had their mask of indifference on while Ino looked as if she was nursing a hangover. In his not so humble opinion, Hinata was the only one who even bothered looking ashamed and was even pretending to listen to whatever bull the brunette lady was sprouting.
Naruto blushed as his stomach rumbled making everyone sans Shikamaru glare at him.
"Ah! I'm hungry, dattebayo!" He scratched his his head awkwardly.
"Of course you are! The food that you were supposed to eat went into graffiti!" Shizune shouted as the headmaster hid his face remembering the said work.
"Chill out, lady. It's not as if anyone eats that shit." Kiba replied as the rest of the group mummered in agreement.
"Do you even listen? It's not about how the food tastes but what you've done! Wasting resources and vandalising school property. Do I need to remind you Mr Inuzuka that you spray painted male genital on the notice board down the sixth floor corridor?!"
Kiba blinked owlishly. "Male genital? Oh, you mean a dick! Hell yeah that was awesome!"
Shizune bit back a groan as she watched Kiba fist bump with Naruto as if he's done a good deed.
"This behaviour is atrocious! You people not only do property damage but you are skipping classes and failing subjects! This is a school not your playhouse!" Shizune's nostrils flared as she inhaled some much needed oxygen. Damn it, she was going to have a stress induced stroke because of them!She could see the Nara waking up as he finally looked up only to mutter those damn eleven letters that she hated almost as much as the eleven of them.
"Troublesome."
The group looked at each other when Sabaku Gaara's voice echoed.
"So how much do we need to pay?"
XOXO
Yamanaka Ino was having a bad day, scratch that, she was having a super bad day. It seemed like the upper echelon of some divine power hated her. Not only she had a pounding headache but the entirety of Konoha 11 were summoned for some stupid shit that she had no role in. One look at the grinning duo of pranksters and she immediately knew who were responsible for this latest stunt she had found herself roped in. Another wave of nausea hit her system as she massaged her forehead. Damn it! Shouldn't have consumed so much shit, Ino thought as bit back a groan remembering yesterday night's event. She frowned looking at Kiba and Naruto as she tried in vain to shake her nausea off. Those idiots had taken as many drinks as she had if not more but were completely sober. No stupid hangover for them. Ino grunted as she watched the agitated head secretary. She wasn't in the mood for this! She wanted to pop some advil and sleep the hangover off not pretend to care about some stupid food fight! She snuck another glance at their little group when she saw Sakura inching her chair closer to the Uchiha. Bile rose as she saw the guy do nothing to ward the pinkette off. Figures, she rolled her eyes and brought her attention back to Shizune who was berating Kiba. She was tired of the righteous crap talk and maybe when she was in a better mood she would be inclined to give a damn about whatever was going on but today wasn't that lucky day. She met Gaara's piercing gaze and shook Shikamaru from his nap. That lazy bum! How did he managed to take a nap with all screeching going on was a mystery.
"Five minutes more" he groaned trying to readjust himself in a comfortable position.
Ino's scowl deepened as she shifted closer to him. She could see Gaara nodding as she yanked her best friend's arm breaking his stupor.
Shikamaru yawned as his brown orbs looked at the scene with dismay. "Troublesome"
Shikamaru's words were enough to snap everyone's attention back as Gaara made the final call.
"So how much do we need to pay?"
She grinned as he pulled out his Amex and the others followed suit. Ino pulled her custom Louis Vuitton up as she ignored the blatantly gaping secretary and started digging her handbag for her beloved Amex. Her Knight in the shiny black armor! She frowned as she tried looking for her card. Did she keep it somewhere else? Her eyebrows furrowed as she tried remembering the last time she used it.
"Got maxed out again, Ino-pig?" Sakura playful voice echoed as the said girl fished her card from her Prada.
"Shut it forehead! I don't remember where my card is."
Sakura bristled at the forehead comment and fired."Of course you can't with that pretty little head as yours!"
"Well we all can't have foreheads as big as yours anyway! So shut that big mouth of yours and let me fucking remember where I put it!" Ino shot back as she tried remembering. She had paid for the drinks with the said card and had upon reaching she had tossed her stuff immediately opting to flee towards the toilet before she choked on her own vomit and had eventually fell asleep on the floor. She groaned remembering how late she was and had madly dashed for school grabbing her monetary empty handbag. She really was officially never drinking again.
"I forgot it" She said slumping back in her chair.
Hinata looked up and gave a comforting smile. "It's okay. Just hand another card."
"I forgot that too. My handbag's empty. No money, none, na-da!" Ino grinned.
Hinata smiled as she passed her card toward Temari who had taken it upon herself to collect everyone's cards."It's okay. I'll"
Whatever Hinata was about to say was cut off by Sasuke's monotonous voice. "I'll pay."
Ino whipped her head up and glared towards the approaching boy. How dare he! Righteous indication ran through her as she met his haughty gaze. Like hell she would take his help!
"No" She crosses her arms under her bosom and raised her chin up.
Sasuke's eyes hardened upon the rejection. "Don't be childish, Yamanaka. Just take it."
" Hinata didn't I say no just right now? Tell the bastard what no means, will ya." Ino whipped her head towards Hinata smacking Sasuke with her ponytail.
Hinata blanched looking towards the scene. Sasuke looked as if he was growing angrier with every passing minute. She inched back almost colliding with Naruto.
"N..Naruto- Kun!" She blushed scarlet as Naruto's arms steadied her. He flashed her his foxy grin and pulled away as rest of the group approached.
" Troublesome" Shikamaru sighted as he dug his hands back into the uniform pockets.
"Shika!"Ino flunked herself ignoring the venomous glares pointed at her. She grinned a cheshire grin as she peered at his weary face. "Pay for me?"
Shikamaru flickered his gaze towards Temari's hardened face and then towards blond pressed by his side. He felt the Uchiha glare at him and sighted. "Ino you are too troublesome."
Ino batted her eyes and pouted. "Please?"
Shikamaru nodded as he gave his card to Temari who viciously snatched it scratching his hand in the process. Ino raised her brow as she detached herself from Shikamaru. Temari looked pissed but Sasuke looked downright murderous. She mentally grinned Team Ino – 1 and Team Sasuke – 0.
Temari dumped all the cards on the Headmaster's desk. "Charge whatever you want and return it by the end of the day." She huffed moodily before grabbing her things and strutted out of the office closely followed by Shikamaru.
"That's our queue." Ten Ten mock saluted before pulling Hinata with her as Neji trailed behind.
"I have this awesome idea for our next collaboration!" Kiba exclaimed
Naruto's gleaming eyes snapped . "Then let's discuss it asap, dattebayo ! Better discuss it while having ramen. Gaara! Sasuke-Teme join in! So long Iruka- sensei!" He pulled an impassive Gaara and a reluctant Sasuke out with him.
"Well, I look like crap. Need some medication. Bye!" Ino shot out of the office waving merrily.
Iruka looked towards his shell shocked secretary who gaped openly where the group had been arguing minutes ago. She glanced towards the pile of black credit cards and back towards the empty chairs with a bewildered look. He remembered his first week in this school as well. He could exactly picture what Ms. Shizune was thinking. Spoilt. Disrespectful. Unbelievable.
"Welcome to Konoha high."
XOXO
DRUMROLLS
And there's chapter one! Who sympathies with poor Shizune and Iruka? Not me for sure. These spoilt kids are so not going to be unchecked for long! Tell me what you think guys! Oh and a little hint on what's going to come! These little troublemakers are going to meet there match!Did you guys ever initiated/participated in a massive food fight or did some cool graffiti?Read and review my pumpkins!