Summary: The key to every plot hole, ridiculous event and unexplainable mystery of the Naruto universe. (minor spoilers)
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Do I really look so Japanese?
Author's Note: This is my first fanfiction so please don't flame me too bad… I'm scared of flames… *hides in a dark closet*
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Do you want to know all the secrets of the Naruto universe? Yes? Are you sure? 100%? Well then… Prepare yourselves *preforms hand signs at a rapid pace* Ninja Art: Kuchiyose No Jutsu: Kishimoto! "何? 何処私は一体午前?!" Exclaimed Kishimoto. Oops… Looks like I forgot the translation jutsu… Ninja Art: Japanese to English Translation No Jutsu! "Who the ($% are you, and where the hell am I! Said Kishimoto. Lazy Writer Art: Instant Understanding No Jutsu! Suddenly Kishimoto understood everything. From why Gai was so annoying all the way to this fanfiction."So you summoned me just to find out some answers about the already finished series instead of the new one?'Why not just ask about Boruto, or Naruto's death?" Asked Kishimoto. "Because ain't nobody got time for dat!" I replied. "Okay… Well if you really want to know… *quickly flashes through 666 hand signs* This is the the key to it all… Kishimoto Art: Kishimoto Plot A**pull No Jutsu! "That explains a lot actually… Well, see you later!" I said as I quickly disappeared in a puff of smoke. "…Wait… HOW THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET HOME?! HELP!" Yelled Kishimoto, as he would continue to do for hours to come.