The 12 Days of Christmas:
Maximum Ride Style!
OMG! It's Chriiiiiistmas! Weirdly, I got this idea in gym class. And because I'm feeling bored on a random day, with no car, and no social life, I will write. I will try to make sense, so here goes Peace--Sam I Am Who Don't Like Ham Not Even Jam And Might Go BAM! (How's that for a wicked rhyme?!)
All the Flock together
On the first day off Christmas, WhoeverTheBadGuyIsThisTime gave to me:
A whole lot more fighting
Max
On the second day of Christmas, the Voice gave to me
A whole bunch more insanity
Fang
On the third day of Christmas, Max gave to me
A slap for being a sexist piggy
Iggy
One the fourth day of Christmas Gazzy gave to me
A bomb that can blow up Italy
Nudge
On the fifth day of Christmas Angel gave to me
The newest Teen Vogue! AIEEEEEE!
Gazzy
On the sixth day of Christmas Iggy gave to me
Some liquid that made me pee (in my pants!)
Angel
On the seventh day of Christmas Nudge gave to me
A mirror 'cause (apparently) my hair is ugly
Total
On the eight day of Christmas Angel gave to me
A bowl full of calamari
Jeb
On the ninth day of Christmas Max gave to me
A good strong kick in the kiwis (A/N if you catch my drift)
Mr. Chu
On the tenth day of Christmas Fang gave to me
A slap for hurting "his" Maxie
Dr. Martinez
On the eleventh day of Christmas The Flock gave to me
A guarantee for my mental safety
All the Flock together (again!)
On the twelfth (and thankfully the last day) of Christmas the World that we saved gave to me:
Fifty awesome presents, from sea to shining sea!!
Merry Christmas everyone! And have a Happy New Year!
--Dreamer