I DON'T OWN BLEACH!

Espada's Vacation

Chapter 1

Hey Bleach fans! This is just a stupid fanfic that I wrote while I was on my vacation to keep myself for being suffocated by my annoying family...

"Hewo! Guess what? We're going ta take a bwake from da Hueco Mundo arc for a wittle while!" A small girl with green hair quipped in front of the camera.
"What? Again?" Ichigo asked. Ulquiorra sheathed Murceilago and said,
"Alright. Just tell me when the studio ex's need me."

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"So, after the fillers, we're all going on vacation, right?" Orihime asked the room full of Espada. She was sitting in Zommari's chair, as he had been killed by Byakuya Kuchiki.
"Yes. We need somebody to watch Las Noches while we're gone, though," Aizen said, looking around. "Do I have any volunteers?"
"I'll do it. The king needs to regain his throne." Barragon said.
"Alright. You and your Fracciónes will stay back." Pow groaned.
"Aw, c'mon, Aizen-sama! Can't we still go?"
"No. You stay back with your Espada." Another groan escaped the man's throat.
"Are you arguing with me?"
"N-no, Aizen-sama." Pow said with a gulp.
"Good. So, I need a list. Who is coming?"
"Me, Ulquiorra, Grimmjow after I heal his closed head wounds, Gin, Tôsen, Nelliel, Halibel, Starrk, Lillinette, and Yammy." Orihime said, happily.
"I still don't understand why I'm coming. I'm not an Espada anymore, and even if I was allowed to come back, Halibel-san's taken my number." Nelliel said, arms crossed.
"That's not important. You are reinstated as an Espada with the number five." Aizen said, motioning to the green haired girl sitting in Arronerio's chair, because even if she was fifth, she refused to sit on anything Nnoitra had even looked at. The girl doubled over as the three on her back was forcibly changed to a five.
"Thank you, Aizen-sama." She said, looking up from her chair and standing up, pulling Arronerio's chair from it's position and switching it with Nnoitra's chair.
"Really?" Gin said, staring at the chair that had been thrown across the floor as Nel plopped down in between where Grimmjow and Ulquiorra were sitting.
"It's good to have to back." Grimmjow whispered.
"Good to be back." She whispered back.
"Alright, now that I have that list, Orihime Inoue will be taking all of you to the world of the living to buy clothes for our trip. You will not see me, as I am needed in one of the fillers, and Orihime only has to stay until she's done with her part of the filming." Aizen said, standing up.
"So Aizen-sama, when do we leave?" Halibel asked. The shark was anxious to get going, wanting to be on the beach now.
"The second the fillers are over and Orihime and I are done filming." The traitor replied. (Aizen: I am a god! NOT a traitor! Me: Whatever!)
"So, Orihime will be taking all of there now. Please get into your gigai and prepare to leave." The man said.

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"So, I'll be taking Halibel-chan, Lily-chan and Nel-chan, so Kurosaki-kun and Ishida-kun will be taking all of you guys to another store. Have fun!" Orihime said, waving to the group of men walking another direction.
"First, swimsuits!" Orihime took the three Arrancar into a swimsuit store.
"I'm already packed, so I don't need to worry, but the rest of you need bathing suits," Orihime said, rummaging throughout the racks. "Oh hey! This is my swimsuit!" She held up a yellow bikini with green flowers.
"It's so cute!" Nel said, grabbing it.
"So, Nel and Halibel, you go pick out three you like and we'll decide then. I'll help Lily-chan pick out one."
"Why do you keep calling me that?"
"Because it sounds cuter than Lillinette."
"Oh. Okay!" Orihime riffled through the racks of swimsuits and pulled one out.
"Here you go! Perfect!" Lillinette looked at it. It was a light green one piece suit with small rhinestone hearts on it.
"It's... awesome!"
"We're done!" Nel said, running over to Orihime while Halibel walked slowly. She was mad because her shirt didn't cover her mouth, which shouldn't have mattered because her gigai didn't have her broken mask included.
"Let's see!" Nel held up two suits.
"I can't decide."
"I'd go with the turquoise one." Nel held up the suit in her left hand.
"Really?"
"Really."
"Okay!" She put her other suit down and walked over to the counter.
"Halibel-san! Let's see yours!"
"This is the one I picked." She held up a gold bikini with silver trim.
"It's... sexy?" Orihime said, taking it.
"I thought so. My resurrección involves most of my clothes being removed, so a small bathing suit is nothing." The woman said, taking the suit out of Orihime's hands.
"That'll be ¥15028." Orihime paid the woman and the four girls walked out of the store.
"Next; clothes!"

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It took Ichigo and Uryû almost eight hours to get all of the Espada, Gin, Tôsen and Aizen (the Espada picked out all of his clothes) ready to go. Orihime, Lillinette, Nel and Halibel had met up with them four hours earlier and the four of them aided Ichigo in his painful endeavor.
After it was all over, Orihime went with Ichigo to film filler episodes and then waved goodbye to her friends and Ulquiorra opened a Garganta and took Orihime by the hand, pulling her back into Las Noches.

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"Onna, hand me my suitcase." Ulquiorra said, holding out his hand. Orihime grabbed the forest green duffle bag and lifted it up, taking herself down with it.
"Kya! What's in there?!"
"Everything I need." Orihime opened the suitcase and pulled out almost everything in it out.
"Don't need this, don't need this, REALLY don't need this, HEY! This is mine! Ulquiorra, you don't need half of this." Orihime repacked his suitcase and handed it too him. All eleven of them were sitting in Orihime's house while Ulquiorra, Grimmjow and Orihime packed a car the night before their flight, which was a five am the next morning.
"So, where are we going?" Grimmjow grumbled, grabbing his own duffle bag and shoving it in the back of the car.
"Hawaii!" Orihime said happily, handing her suitcase to Ulquiorra.
"Are you driving to the airport?"
"I'm driving one car. Each car can fit seven people, and we have two, so I'm taking the girls and one guy while the rest of you pile in the car Aizen-sama is driving."
"Aizen can drive?"
"I hope so. He said he could, and since he says he's a god, I figure driving wouldn't be that hard." The amber haired girl replied, pushing Nel's suitcase in the back of her car.
"So which guy comes with you?"
"I don't know. You wanna come Ulquiorra?"
"If I have to." Ulquiorra said, ignoring the fact that he wanted to jump up and scream "yes."
"Wait, so HE gets to be in the car full of girls?"
"Shut up, Grimmkitty."
"What did you just call me?"
"You heard me." Orihime said, slamming the trunk closed. There were five suitcases in her car, along with surfboards and various beach things.
When the three got back inside, Orihime found Gin, Lillinette and Yammy playing video games, quite loudly by the way, Tôsen and Starrk were playing chess, Starrk losing because he fell asleep after he played his piece and Nel and Halibel rummaging through Orihime's makeup.
"KYAAAA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Orihime screamed, running into the bathroom and grabbing everything from the two female Espada.
"YES! I BEAT YOU!" Lillinette's voice exploded from the living room.
"That's 5-1-0!" Yammy yelled, annoyed because he was the "0."
"Don't worry about i'," Gin said, grabbing a controller. "But th's time, imma gonna kick yer ass!" He pushed play and the game began.
"YA!"
"EAT THAT!"
"HA! YA GOT YER ASS KICKED BY A LIL' GIRL!"
"SO DID YOU!" Orihime pushed Nel and Halibel out of the bathroom, cleaned up her makeup and came out to find Grimmjow and Nel had joined the game. Aizen walked in and looked around before grabbing a controller himself and joining the carnage.
"I didn't know I had ten controllers." Orihime thought out loud.
"I borrowed some from yer neighbors! They didn't seem t' mind." Gin said, quickly turning back to the TV.
"HA! I BEAT AIZEN!" Grimmjow screamed. "I AM THE MASTER!"
"Yeah, but to be the Video Game Master, you have to beat Lillinette!" Yammy said.
"I WILL TAKE ON THE GIRL!" Every other controller stopped as Grimmjow and Lillinette faced each other on the field of electronic battle.
"HYAH!"
"DIE YOU STUPID KID!" After about five minutes,
"YES! I AM THE REIGNING CHAMP! LILLINETTE IS THE BOSS!" The child screamed as Grimmjow's head hit the controller over and over.
"ALRIGHT!" Orihime screamed. All of the Arrancar in the room jumped.
"I have two couches that can hold two each. I can have one person in my bed with me. Let's start with that."
"I'll split with you Orihime-chan!" Nel said.
"Okay! I need two people to a couch."
"I'll share with Lillinette." Starrk said, plopping down on the couch next to his Fracción.
"I need two more people." Grimmjow sighed.
"As long as he doesn't touch me, I'll share with Aizen."
"Okay! I have three single beds in the next room."
"Aw, come on!" Grimmjow said.
"Sorry, you got your chance. Anybody?"
"I'll take one of th' singles." Gin said.
"I'll take one." Tôsen muttered.
"I'll take the last one." Yammy practically screamed.
"Okay! Anybody not have one?"
"I don't." Ulquiorra said.
"Oh. You can sleep on an air mattress in my room, then." The man nodded.
"Alright! I'll get the air mattress set up, the rest of you, get to bed! My alarm is set and it will scare the crap out of all of you. And Aizen-sama?"
"Yes?"
"You do know how to drive, right?"
"Of course!"

There's chapter 1! Hope ya liked it!