A/N hey new story giving you a heads up this story has nothing to do with birds. Hahaha enjoy guys.

I walk into a strange place with a young man, who for some reason has this stupid rope around my neck. I lift my head and sniff the air. Cherry perfume, spaghetti and taco shells and the lingering scent of charred entity, I drop my nose when I see a girl come up.

"hey Carly" the man said to her

"hey Freddie"

"Freddie!" I shouted "that's his name; I could never remember it"

"Wow your mom let you get one"

"yeah after I begged her. She said I have to take care of him or else."

"Hahaha, so what's his name?"

"jack"

I turned towards the sound of my name. Damn he was just telling her it; I turn back and scratched my head with my foot.

"Ah that hit the spot" I said to myself.

I smell a wonderful smell as a blond girl or least I think she's blond walks in the room. I lift my nose and smell the air again. "bacon"

"hey Freddork"

After I smelt the air and heard the blond say Freddork, I cock my head in confusion.

"who is freddork?"

"hey Sam"

Even more confused now that the young man answered it.

"I thought his name was Freddie."

"it is you moron" a strange voice said

"who said that?"

"I did"

I look to the sound and I see a cat.

I instantly start growling which stops the group of teenagers from talking, and to stare at me.

"it's my cat" Carly said

I charge the cat and I rip the rope thing out of Freddie's hand. I chase the cat making a lot of noise when a tall man comes in. the cat jumps in his as do I. I knock the man on his back.

"spencer!" Carly and Freddie shout.

The cat walks into Carly's arms.

I look at spencer and say " nice to meet you" I gave him a lick on his face. He tasted like smoke and sweat.

I got off him and looked at the cat again, he smiled and I glared back.

"Carly go put Tomas in the room"

"okay"

"I sorry Carly for jack"

"it's fine spencer does this almost every day"

Everyone laughed.

I sit back on the floor. The teens talk for a few hours. The blonde made fun of Freddie the whole time.

I felt an urge in my bladder.

"I have to pee" I got up and walked to the door and scratched it. Freddie looked over and said "well jack needs to go out. I'll be back up in a bit"

"hey can I come" Sam said

"sure"

Sam got up and grabbed my rope thing, walking me out the door.

We walked outside and Sam let me free. I walked around the alley and did what I needed to do and came back. to my shock Freddie had Sam against the wall making out with her and Sam had her legs wrapped around his waist.

I was confused as hell right now.

"first she hates him now she has her tongue in his mouth. God fucking humans are strange. " is all I said, while walking away.

A/N as you know now it was about a dog and his point of view of the Icarly gang's life. Thanks for reading. Please review bye.