Apparently, there's this huge community of people that right drunken marriage fanfic's, I've read a lot of them. I read one that was a JaunexBlake but it was only one chapter and it was starting to get good. So I decided to write my own, JaunexBlake.

Sunlight broke through the window as Jaune woke from his drunken slumber, he awakes in a room one he remembered but definitely not his dorm room.

"ow, my head" Jaune groaned in pain as the bright light of the sun aggravated his migraine, "What happened last night."

Jaune scratched at the back of his neck as he looked around the room, there were his clothes lying there on the floor, and on the T.v, and the chairs. Yet it wasn't just his own, black stockings hung over the T.v, a black corset lye there on the couch. Feeling an odd warmth on his left side Jaune looked down to see the sleeping form of Blake Belladonna and... and... "Oh my god, she's naked... OH MY GODS IM NAKED."

Alright, Jaune calms down, you're naked in bed with a beautiful woman... who just so happen's to be naked as well. That doesn't mean we did... that does it

sparing Blake another glance, "Who am I kidding, even im not stupid enough to believe that."

"hmmhm,"

Jaune gulped as he heard and felt Blake waking up, 'this is bad, very bad any way you slice it, this is bad,' though even he had to admit he never thought his first time would be with a beautiful girl, he half expected it to be with Ciel with her keep it in the family attitude. seriously what is wrong with her.

"Jaune?" Blake grumbled as she woke, which made Jaune shoot out of bed and flail his arms about in panic. Blake looked confused for a moment before opening her mouth again, "Why were you in my bed," Blake paused and looked around the room, "Why am I not in my room," all good question's and unfortunately for the both of them he had no answers.

"Umm... can you... put some clothes on?" He asked with a blush on his face as he averted his eye's from the naked girl in front of him and instead found the ceiling very interesting at that moment. Blake looked down at her naked form and blushed before fixing Jaune with a Weissie-cold stare, I hang out with Yang to much.

"Get in the bathroom," Blake hissed, he gathered his clothes and made his way into the bathroom closing the door behind him, his back hit the door and he slid to the floor. He couldn't believe what was going on, where he was sleeping with Blake Belladonna. He couldn't help the smile and blush that grew on his face, he had liked Blake for some time now but he would never have imagined this would happen, he was disappointed that he wasn't sober enough to remember it, however.

That's when he noticed it, a golden band on his left ring finger, could this mean. "Hey, Blake."

"Yeah,"

"Do me a favor and look at your left hand, tell me what you see?"

"IS THIS A WEDDING RING,"

Well, you don't have to sound so mad about it.

Getting dressed he knocked on the door and got the 'All clear' from Blake.

"So... what do we do know?"

"We need to find the certificate."

"Certificate?" let it be known that Jaune was not familiar with the technical business of marriage, all he knew was that two people make oaths to each other and exchange rings.

"Yeah, if we really did get married then there should be a marriage certificate somewhere around here, somewhere." The room was simple, a large king-sized bed with nightstands on either side, a dest of the wall left the wall a couch sat in front of the T.v. but off to the side enough so you could watch T.v. from the bed. He walked over to the desk on it sat a piece of paper that read, Jaune Miles Arc and Blake Minerva Arc.

"Your middle name Minerva,"

"Yeah, you got a problem with that."

"Hmm, the more you know."

"It says we had witnesses..," Blake leaned in to look closer, which made Jaune blush at the mere proximity of there face's, cheeks, and lips... 'No Bad thoughts, NO!'

"Yang! I can't believe her," Blake paused and Jaune paled as they saw the second name of the witness, "Who's Violet,"

"My sister."

Violet Maria Arc Jaune's eldest sister had been one of the witnesses at their drunken wedding, note to self... next time I see Violet, kill her.

"So, we know its legit. What do you want to do know."

"How,"

"huh, Blake your muttering."

"How are you so calm, we just discovered we got married last night and we have no idea how."

Jaune mulled it over, Blake didn't seem to happy either with the marriage itself or the fact that he didn't seem that bothered, "Well I'd have to say I'm in shock, I mean im married to a beautiful young woman," Blake blushed and broke eye contact with the knight, "and beside's, this is 100 time's better than anything my grandfather would have arranged."

Blake turned back to Jaune, she tilted her head slightly which he had to admit was really cute, "He would have just had me marry some rich snobby girl from a prestigious family, like Weiss."

"Hold on, go back. Arranged Marriage? Jaune who are you?"

Oh right, he had never told them about his family, "I am Jaune Miles Arc, the only son, and heir to the Arc clan." Blake's jaw dropped, she knew he was from a traditionalist family but she had no Idea that he could be from such a prestigious clan.

"Were mainly a warrior clan, but we have ties in almost every business in Remnant."

"Then why do you seem so,"

"Plain? I try to be, I don't like flaunting money. I want people to like me for me not what I have."

Blake had to admit she felt guilty for always seeing him as a simple boy from a simple family, maybe a farm hand or something of the sort but never had she imagined him to be a rich kid.

"But I thought you were madly in love with Weiss?"

"I'll admit I was at first, but when I found out how annoyed she got about the whole 'Snow Angel' nickname, I found it more fun to tease her. I thought hey she's someone my family can be proud of, but I couldn't be proud of myself if it was her"

He grabbed Blake by the hand and led her out of the room. "We should head back to Beacon, we have to talk with a certain blonde," He said letting go of her hand so he and she can walk side by side.

"So if not Weiss than what about Pyrr-"

"I thought about it, I mean she wasn't exactly discreet about it."

"You knew?"

"Well, of course, I knew, she is my partner after all," Jaune chuckled, this was a whole new Jaune Arc or perhaps this was Jaune Arc and no one, herself included bothered to really get to know him. "But sadly I don't feel the same. Don't get me wrong I love Pyrrha but im not 'in' love with her, ya know she's like a sister to me."

That was understandable, her own team had become an irreplaceable family for her.

"Then why not tell her?"

"That's the problem. How do you tell a beautiful girl like her that you are not interested? Any guy would jump at the chance. If I tell her then I risk damaging my team and no amount of pep-talk can fix that."

"Just be yourself and tell her what you told me... and word to the wise. Calling another woman beautiful in front of your wife isn't a good Idea."

He laughed, it was infectious and soon Blake had joined in, though her's was less full blow laughter and more of a ladylike chuckle. "What can I say, when your right your right," He said placing a hand on the girls head, right in the middle of her bow which hid her Faunus ears.

Maybe being married to Jaune won't be such a bad thing Blake shook those thought's out of her head, No bad thoughts

The bullhead flight back to Beacon was... a trail for Jaune since he had forgotten his motion sickness pill's back at Beacon the previous night, "I texted my team and told them to meet us in your room," Blake said as she tucked her scroll back into her pocket. "Cool..." Jaune grumbled as he tried to remain focused on the floor, a trick he learned in order to counteract the sickness whenever he didn't have his pill's.

Walking off the bullhead, Jaune had to take it slow, real slow or else he would vomit and in his words, "I can't vomit in front of my wife, that's just uncool."

The big dork

Walking into team JNPR's room the duo were met with both teams, they were worried, of course, and Weiss threatened to kill Jaune if he did anything to hurt Blake, which annoyed the cat girl.

"So what happened, where have you two been?" Yang said, which earned glares from both Blake and Jaune. When Yang looked confused Blake sighed and handed her their marriage certificate.

"Oh," was the only thing that came from the blonde boxer.

"Oh? whats the Oh," Ruby chirped as she tried to snatch the certificate from Yang's hand, to her credit she didn't let the paper out of her hand. Her intentions were clear to Jaune she wanted to give them a benefit of telling the others.

"So, last night," Jaune started drawing the attention of both teams. "We went out to celebrate Pyrrha's victory at the Vytal Festival, and we got drunk." He paused to let that sink in, "and somewhere along the line Blake and I got separated from the rest you,"

"Yeah, what gives, you two just disappeared," Nora asked

Blake and Jaune sighed, and held up their left hands and showed off their pair of matching rings, "We got married," Blake finished with a slight blush.

The range of reactions was... expected. Weiss tried to kill Jaune, Yang being involved in the wedding stopped Weiss. Pyrrha freaked out and then fainted from shock, Nora congratulated them, which Jaune smile and thanked her. Ruby stared upon them with shock and Ren the oh so stoic man he was simply just stood there.

Blake decided she would stay behind and talk their teams down, while Jaune took Pyrrha away to talk to her in private. They went out to the roof that had served as their training grounds for the last couple months.

"Jaune?"

"Yeah, Pyrrha."

"What are you going to do?"

"Well first things first, I needed to talk to you."

"What about?"

"I know how you feel about me, I've known for a while now but I didn't know what to do."

I hope this doesn't backfire on me

"Pyrrha, I cherish our relationship, but im afraid I can't return your feelings. Im sorry," The look on Pyrrha's face pained Jaune and It would haunt his dreams if he didn't set her straight.

"Why, because of Blake." Pyrrha began to sob softly, Jaune wanted to hug her, to comfort her in the only way he knew how, but that's not she really wants, that's not what she needs.

"Pyrrha, please it's not about her."

"Then what!"

"Pyrrha I can't be in a romantic relationship with you because our relationship is more than that, more than lovers, more than boyfriend/girlfriend, Pyrrha you're like a sister to me that's why I can't be in a relationship with you." Thankfully Pyrrha's sobs stopped and she looked at him with wide eye's, having said all he needed to say Jaune walked alone back towards his dorm.

'Im sorry Pyrrha, I hope you can understand'

Jeez, I packed a lot of what I had planned into this, Blake and Jaune are my favorite characters mostly because I see myself in both of them. Jaune's shy, nervous and socially awkward and Blake love's books,

and well being a Neko doesn't hurt either. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)