Shiiiiiiiit I ran as I saw Kyle behind me, I shouldn't have eaten KFC It put on quite a few pounds, I should have had the much healthier alternative, McDonalds.
"YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH" Kyle shouted in his ultra sexy Jew voice.
"RESPECT MY AUTHORITAAAAYYYY BROFLOVSKI" I shouted, it was hard walking while I had a boner.
"WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU THROW A PIE IN MY MOMS FACE?" Kyle shouted, God I wanted to fuck him.
I continued running But eventually had to stop, old women walked past me as Kyle grabbed me and heaved me onto his bike behind him.
"Respect my..." I couldn't end my sentence because I fell asleep.