Hey fellow Fanfictioners! I got a new laptop for Christmas! I was bored and felt like writing, so… Enjoy!
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"Harry, do you know the answer to question 1?"
"No."
"Oh… how about question 2?"
"No."
"Question-"
"NO, RON!"
"You didn't have to shout…"
Harry Potter and Ron Weasley were sitting in the Gryffindor Common Room completing their Divination homework… or at least trying to complete it.
"Maybe Hermione can help us?" Harry asked.
"Already tried asking her," Said Ron.
"What happened?"
"She, uh, hexed me in a place that should never be hexed."
Harry looked at his best friend in sympathy.
"That's rough."
"You think?"
The two Hogwarts students continued to stare at their homework in irritation.
"Who does Hermione think she is?" said Ron, "making us do homework by ourselves!
"Well, that's not really fair-"
As Harry was saying this he looked down at the much hated homework.
"Ah screw it," he said, "Yeah! How dare her!
Ron then got an evil idea. He slowly grinned.
"Let's play a prank on her."
Harry then shared the same grin.
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An hour later, Harry stepped out of the dorm wearing a black cloak. Yet it wasn't the cloak that made him terrifying. He was wearing a skull white bald cap and matching make-up. He also transfigured his nose to make it into nothing but two small slits, like a snake. To top it off, he also transfigured his eyes blood red.
"Wow," said Ron in amazement, "You make a convincing Lord Voldemort."
"Thanks."
They heard the portrait of The Fat Lady open.
"Quick," said Harry, hide!"
The two hide behind the ruby red couch as Hermione entered the common room.
"Okay," Ron whispered, "jump out…now!
Harry jumped on the couch. "BOO!"
Hermione screamed in terror.
"I am Lord Voldemort and-"
Harry was interrupted as Hermione pulled out her wand.
"AVADA KEDAVRA!"
A surprised Harry flew backwards and crashed onto the table behind the couch, he was dead. Ron jumped up from behind the couch, horrified.
"H-HERMIONE, W-W-WHAT HAVE YOU D-DONE?!"
Hermione beamed. "I killed Voldemort! I'm going to be a hero!"
"No!" cried Ron, "that was Harry! We pulled a prank on you!"
Hermione looked horrified. "n-no, it was an accident!"
"Hermione," said Ron, "I'm going to have to turn you in."
"No, don't!" cried Hermione, "wait! What if I give you the answers to our Divination for the rest of the year?
Ron looked from Hermione to Harry, "Deal, starting right now."
Ron and Hermione went to the dorm to finish the homework as Harry's corpse lay on the table…
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