Summary: How will Matt help when Jeff gets a kernel stuck between his teeth?
Rated:K +
Warning: Light male kissing nothing too heavy, whining Jeffy-kins, one curse word
Disclaimer: Nope I don't own the Hardy's but I wish I did!!
Kernel
"MAAAAATTY!!!!!" The shrill scream echoed through the house; bouncing from every solid object 'till it reached my ears. I groaned as I sat up,
walking from my room into the large hallway, staring at the illuminated bathroom. "What is it Jeffro?!" I heard a slightly pained whimper as walked
into the bathroom where Jeff was scrubbing his top set of teeth with such intensity that it was surely going to bleed any second. "Ummm why?"
"Mahtofhursh" "Um okay spit then talk Jeff" Jeff violently spit out the minty foam witch, as predicted, was tinted a yellowish red. "Mah tooth hurts
Matty" "Open up" I peered into Jeff' now minty mouth and spotted the problem. "Jeff there is a popcorn kernel stuck between your teeth" "Well
duh! I know that it won't come out! I tried picking it, swishing it out with water and brushing it out! All It got me were bleeding gums! And now it
hurts even more!" I let out a long sigh as Jeff ran down to the kitchen, probably grabbing a fork and attempting to pick the damn kernel out. "My
stupid little Jeffy" I snickered to myself. Just as I suspected Jeff was one of the pointed ends of the fork into his teeth, maneuvering it around to
pick the kernel out. Poor utensil never saw it coming. I let out another sigh before smirking. I approached my brother and slowly took the fork out
of his mouth and hand and crashed our lips together. I let my tongue snake out and nudged Jeff's pretty lips apart, looking and quickly finding the
kernel wedged between his teeth. Softly moving my tongue back and forth I finally removed the small piece of un-popped popcorn. Breaking the
kiss I leaned back smugly against the counter top, spitting the kernel and some blood into my hand before washing it in the sink. Turning back to
my dumbstruck brother my smirk only grew. His face was tinted red and his breathing abnormal. I leaned in and whispered softly "I got it" before snickering and running out the house, Jeff right behind me. "Matthew Moore Hardy when I catch you your ass is mine!" Ah popcorn kernels..
THE END.
A/N- This just popped into my head while i had a kernel stuck between my teeth (damn thing is still there!) and i sudden thought of what Jeff might do if this happened to him. Thus this was written. Sorry if it sucked i was watching TV while writing it. Positive criticism is welcome =) R&R Please. Oh and who doesn't want Matt Hardy to kiss the kernel away when you get one stuck in your mouth? I DOOOO! well i'm just rambling so i'll leave now! xoxoxo~Kisses