The Expiration Date of Doctor Eggman
Rings flew in every direction as Sonic was hit by one of Eggmans rotten laser blasts.
Doctor Eggman was sat atop a large humanoid robot, controlling it from where the head would be.
"Mwahaha", laughed Eggman in glee. He knew Sonic couldn't take any more damage. "Oh Sonic, you may be the fasted thing alive but nothing outruns a laser! After all these years you're finally at my mercy!"
"Huh, more like your robots mercy", Sonic's words were weak but still arrogant as ever, "If I'm really at your mercy then finish me yourself."
"Why Sonic, what a fine idea." With a flourish Eggman pulled a large green lever. Immediately the robot's arms made a grab for Sonic, presumably so he could be held still and killed with ease. But, at the last second just has the metal arms where about to grab him Sonic leapt into the air. Egad! Sonic had only been faking an injury! The robot's arms slammed into the floor below sonic.
"Alright, let's finish this." Sonic landed on the robots right arm and ran along it up to the head, where Eggman sat, controlling the machine. "What's up doc?", Quipped Sonic. Eggman was stunned. Sonic, a damn hedgehog, an animal that literally eats its own feces, had outsmarted him. But even without his intellect, Eggman would have known the end was near.
"Ooo what does this button do?" Asked Sonic tauntingly, pointing at the eject button. With one finger he pressed the button and Eggman was sent flying into the air, and then plummeting to the floor.
The doctor thudded cartoonishly to the floor but there was nothing comical about the sharp crack of both his legs breaking on impact, or the bone poking through the skin, or the heavy internal bleeding occurring in Eggman's body.
"Argh!" Screamed Eggman in total agony, as he writhed on the floor. He didn't even notice Sonic speed to his side.
"Well well well, I thought eggs smashed when they hit the ground." Joked Sonic, oblivious to Eggmans screams. "Hmm, let's see if I can't break this Rotten Egg?" Said Sonic, brandishing a knife.
"WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE THAT!?" Yelled Eggman through gritted teeth.
"Oh you know, I'm a good guy", replied Sonic coldly in an eery change of tone, "I don't want anyone to suffer too long, I can end your suffering right now if you want..."
"Please", begged the doctor, "please".
"Cool beans", smiled Sonic in his normal energetic way, and with that Sonic stabbed Eggman in the heart. And then again. And then again. Blood spurted out of each new knife wound and Sonic just kept on stabbing, "Huh, gotta die fast bro". Then, finally, after what must have been the twentieth stab, Sonic stopped.
"Argh! Why won't I die!" Rasped Eggman, coughing up puddles of blood as he spoke.
"Shh", hushed Sonic, placing his hand over his nemesis bloody mouth, cutting off the oxygen keeping the dying man alive. "Sleep now."
And just like that the bad egg expired, and passed on to the next life.
Epilogue
"Man I sure could go for a chile dog right now, huh Sonic Hedgehog, yeah"