Shrek and the Farmer

by ReaderoftheFanfictions

A farmer and his horse have an encounter with Shrek. This story was written one sentence at a time by my 2 friends and I about a year ago.

The farmer said "hey" to the horse. then the horse butt f**cked him. I watched with a raging erection. "Hmmm" the farmer said "that was fun see you later". Then Shrek appeared and butt f**ked the horse. My e-Shrek-tion couldn't handle it. Then the horse said hayyyy. The farmer thought the horse was hangary so he brought him a cock to eat. So the farmer left every thing and moved to the Pacific Ocean. The problem is that the only place the horse taked cock is in the ass. Which is what he calls the chicken coop. The farmer got gangbanged by everyone in the world. SHrek said to the horse, "Play time's ogre." and he proceeded to shove the cock (an actual rooster) up the horse's asshole.

The End