Fire Emblem Awakening: An AN-SI April Fool's Crappypasta

by XeroAegis

With 384 characters, I shall describe to thee the magnificence of this story! Its elegance! Its beauty! The way the words flow on the screen, as if an artiste (with an extra e) had vomited his passionate painting soul onto my work! Okay, perhaps that metaphor's a bit too graphic. This is only a quick, little thing I made on a random whim. Enjoy! See, I used up all of my characters!

AN: Here! Have a creepypasta I made (It's fake). April Fool's, guys!

Disclaimer: I don't own any video games referenced in this fic, which belong to their own respective franchises/companies.

Wun day, Robin and Krom wur looking thru deir librairy wen dey fond a book dat wuz big and scary and black as twiilit and scary.

Roobn wuz like "Wat book is dis?" and Crom wuz "I dont know.' and then he sed 'but doont opin it cuz it prolly has a reelly evil ting in it.' Den Robn sed ok.

L8r, Reflet and Leesa wer alsoo in duh librry and fond da book. Lisa said 'ohh dis book is intrestng i wanna opin et' and reflt sed 'w8! lesah no! And why the hell am I talking like this? I know it's a creepypasta, but STANDARDS, author, STANDARDS!'

'hoo is artur?' lisha axed. it dosnt matr she sed as she opinded the boek.

and den an evil spirit took ovar hr bodee and it wuz the Crazy Ax Welding Manacik! and she hed like 3 axxs for her laft n write hand and wun 4 her mooth. and she killed everywun, including krom and robin.

"But I'm still alive, right? 'Cause I'm sorta the OC. Reflet the OC immunity?"

nop. yu ded too. and deen alisha looked strait at da compootr and climbded oout and shliced yoo in half too. tree halves 4 her 3 axxses. DEE END….

OR ESS EET!?

AN: Yes. It's the end. For now, that is. Thanks for reading.