If you thought the first Wild and Wooly Universe was crazy, you ain't seen nothing yet!
This answers Tail-Gunner's challenge of Romance and Ridiculous. Enjoy!
Another Wild and Wooly Universe-chapter 1
"It's working!"Carbunkle exclaimed, "I've created it at last!"
"What are you babbling about, Doctor?"Carbunkle asked, angrily. It had been another bad week. The Biker Mice knocked down his tower for the twentieth time that week so he was in a less than jovial mood.
"You seem upset, your rottenness."
"Of course I'm upset. I just had one of my brilliant plans fouled up by those ruinous rodents, the Biker Mice."Limburger groaned.
"Then perhaps it's time we implimented my new mousetrap."Carbunkle said.
"What is that thing?"
"A dimensional portal to end all portals. All we do is lure those bothersome mice into the portal where they'll be trapped in one of the worlds."Carbunkle cackled.
"Then I'll be free to loot and plunder this pitiful planet as much as I please."Limburger chuckled.
Meanwhile at the scoreboard card at Quigley Stadium. The mice were getting ready to have dinner. Vinnie had invited Charley. Everyone sat at the table which was set for dinner. Everyone but Vinnie. Charley heard him humming in the kitchen.
He came out stirring a pot of some mixture. He began ladling it on everyone's plates.
"I'm glad you could come for dinner, Charley-girl."he told Charley.
"What exactly did you make for supper?"She asked him, eyeing the strange brown-looking concoction on her plate. Everyone else did the same thing.
"Something I came up with."he beamed. Throttle took a forkful and began chewing. It was terrible! It was like eating a blown-out tire.
"Well?"Vinnie asked, "Restaurant quality or what?"
"It's different."He replied. "Hey! What's that?"Charley asked, looking out the window. Vinnie and Modo turned to look out while Throttle spat into his napkin. He then got up and looked out the window. They saw an explosion. "Gotta be Ol'Stinkbreath. Who else?"Throttle replied.
"I say let's go fry his fins!"Vinnie said.
"My kind of music!"Modo said.
The mice put on their helmets and got on their bikes.
"Yeah, let's do some damage!"Charley cried out, hopping behind Vinnie on his bike.
"Sorry, sweetheart, but no can do."Vinnie replied, whipping his tail around her waist and hoistering her from his bike and into a chair.
"Hey!"Charley exclaimed.
"Stupid, macho guy stuff, remember?"He teased, then he rode off to join up with Throttle and Modo.
He could hear Charley fuming and fussing. He hated to keep her out of the action but he wouldn't be able to live with himself if she got hurt because of his carelessness. Vinnie, like his bros, cared about Charley. She was the closest thing they had to family. They never forgot how she protected them from her own people or how she fed them when they first came to Earth. She had no idea how much she meant to them. They wanted to keep her away from the danger. It wasn't easy. She always found a way to involve herself.
The mice followed the direction of the orange glow of the explosion. Greasepit was welding a flame thrower. He saw the mice out of the corner of his eye. "They're here, Mistah Limburger."he said, into the comlink in his ear.
"Excellent, Greasepit. You know what to do."Limburger replied.
"Ha Ha Ha!"he laughed.
"Freeze, Greasespill."Throttle said.
"I got a better idea. You mousies fry!"He said, aiming the flame thrower at them.
The mice rode out of the direction of the hot flame. While the fight was going on, Carbunkle placed a square-shaped device on the ground and pressed a button. A large circular prism of swirling purple and yellow appeared. The mice began to feel a strong wind behind them. They turned around.
"A dimensional portal! It's sucking us in!"Throttle cried out, as he and his bike were pulled into the portal. "Hold on, bro!"Vinnie yelled, gripping Throttle's hand. He felt himself being pulled in.
"Vinnie! Throttle!"Modo shouted, grabbing Vinnie's tail while he held onto Throttle. "Too strong!'Modo called out, wrapping his tail around a parking meter. But he couldn't hold on as the strong suction sucked him and his bros into the dimensional portal. Then the portal disappeared. "The plan was a success."Carbunkle told Limburger. "Excellent. Now with those wretched mice gone, I can loot and plunder this pitiful planet. Ha Ha Ha!" Limburger grinned.