Ain't Nobody Got Time For Smut

by SirHummelAnderson

Short moving smut fics for people who don't have time to actually read a long fic, cause seriously, they're long and have lots of words and too many adjectives. Also for people like me who have lots of immagination and heart but can't write properly. (Based on canon!klaine!season 3)

Part 1

"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"No, that's just my enormous penis"
They have sex.

Part 2

"Hey Fabray looking good"
"Thanks boys, catch you later"
They turn the corner.
"You look way hotter, Blaine"
They have sex.

Part 3

"I want my senior year to be magic and the only way that's gonna happen is if i get to spend every minute of every day with you"
"If it's magic what you want you should totally check out my wand"
"Are you talking about your penis?"
"NO, Kurt, i'm Harry Freaking Potter. I actually own a real wand, look!"
"Omg that's so cool, Blaine! Where did you buy it?"
"Do you wanna have sex?"
"Ok"
They have sex.

Part 4

"Have you ever had the urge to rip off each other's clothes and get dirty?"
"Uh, YEAH Kurt, have you ever seen my bedside table? Look at it, there's a framed picture of you sexy as hell besides a box of tissues, Kurt, they invented masturbation after ME"
The room is really hot right now but they don't have sex, because Kurt is not ready and Blaine respects him.

Part 5

"I want everyone here to know just how proud i am of my brave, handsome, bushy-haired boyfriend"
"I'm not so bushy down there, Kurt, you know that"
"What are you trying to say, Anderson?"
They have sex and Blaine wears Borat's costume.

Part 6

Kurt stands on a chair in the choir room.
"What are you searching outside the window, Kurt?"
"All the fucks i give, Blaine"
"I can't see anything"
"That's because there are none, Blaine"
"And what about me?"
"For you always, my prince"
They have sex, but it's very romantic.

Part 7

"Sing love shack with me, Kurt, take my microphone"
"Wich one?"
"You choose"
They have sex in front of like a hundred people.

Part 8

" My woman, takes me higher, my woman keeps me warm "
" More than a woman, more than a woman to me "
"My woman gives me power, goes right down to my blood"
Angry sex.

Part 9

"TRICK OR TREAT BA-DA BING"
"What's a guy gotta do to get a situation up in here, huh"
"Are you talking about your penis, Blaine?"
"No, Kurt, not this time"
They don't have sex cause Blaine is really hurt by Kurt's words.

Part 10

"I mean, i'm behind you 100%..."

They have sex.