Well I was late as usual and Howard wanted me to go out to the back to pick up more bin bags. I still don't see the point but anyway.

So I was lifting them and trying not to get any rubbish on my new outfit when all of a sudden this giant light comes from the sky and something crashed into the pile of bin bags. I carefully tunnelled through the bags to try and see what had crashed and I met this animal that looked like a mixture of a wolf and a fox.

Not only did it have a magic carpet, the damn thing talked.

It was mumbling something about taking over the world so I tried to ignore that part.

"Hey, what's happening?" I asked the animal being cool

"Are you Vince?" it asked its paws shaking

"Yea, you probably know me I am quite famous." I said but it is the truth

"My master told me to give this to you." The animal said handing me a bag.

"What's in it?" I asked seeing coloured shapes that looked like bones.

"Biscuits!" he said

"Oh cool." I said foolishly eating one. I swallowed it and started complaining "They are well rank, what biscuits are they?"

The animal laughed "special dog biscuits"

I looked down into the bag; I should have known I mean it's not often that biscuits have sparks flying from them. I looked up from the bag and the animal was standing above me with what looked like those biscuits only in powder form, he quickly dumped them over my head.

I began to choke and eventually I passed out.

I woke up a little while later and I knew from as soon as I opened my eyes that something was different. Well I could smell that animal but I couldn't see it and I can hear Howard who is inside but worst of all everything I could see was in black and white well there was a tinge of blue and purple as well but black and white mainly. I looked down and instead of seeing my big hands I saw these little black paws and short black claws. I stood up and knew something strange was definitely happening. I was standing on four legs instead of my normal feet. I looked round at my back and I saw loads of fur and worst of all a tail!

"I need to get to a mirror quick!" I said but at first it came out like a bark but the more I spoke the more it sounded more like my voice only way higher pitched. I ran out of the bags and I lost control of my own legs. I flew across the back yard and landed in a puddle. Great, just great. I stood up and got out of the puddle. I looked in it to see my reflection, I was no longer myself and I was now black Labrador puppy with big blue eyes. I tried to run into the shop but I couldn't open the door. I hate to admit it but I thwacked into the door. Howard opened the door and picked me up.

"Who are you?" he said stroking my head, I liked it "I've never seen you around before"

"That's because I'm Vince!" I said it sounded perfect English to me but he replied "Don't bark at me, no sir"

I felt powerless. I wasn't wearing a collar obviously because I have no owner. I'm Vince Noir rock and roll star, I don't have an owner.

"You don't have a collar so I suppose I will keep you here for a while." Howard said still stroking me. "As long as you are housetrained." Howard said

I looked at him like he had shit on his face. House trained! How very dare you! I'm Vince Noir I don't go to the toilet in the shop that's gross!

He set me down and I ran straight to my perfect red chair. I couldn't climb up on it so I had to jump. It spun round with my landing. It dizzied the hell out of me.

"Don't get on that" Howard said coming over to pick me up "That's Vince's chair he won't like you on it."

I moaned "I am Vince you jazzy idiot!"

"Don't growl at me sir, you will have to get used to me and Vince." He said walking away

I didn't mean to growl I was just groaning because you don't know who I am anymore.

How could I prove who I am? Then, just after thinking that, I had a great idea!

I leaped off my chair forgetting these puppy pads have no grips so I slid across the room.

"Careful little man" Howard said setting me back on my paws.

Little man, that's what he calls me all the time.

I ran straight to the stairs and tried to get up the first step but my claws bounced off the edge and I fell onto the floor.

"You okay precious?" Howard said picking me up and carrying me to the top of the stairs.

Precious? I thought to myself and smiled. Well I didn't really smile I'm a puppy now but I was smiling on the inside.

I ran into my bedroom. Wow it's actually really far away from the top of the stairs

I got in through the door and jumped onto my bed, I was really warm so I started panting.

I looked around; my clothes were so boring now that it was all black and white. I pulled some wallpaper off the walls and got ready to start my plan.