Hey Guys...Its another one of my crazy fanfictions. Woohoo!
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. But I do own Taron and his kids!
Enjoy
Harry had this brother named Taron and Harry's "parents" locked Taron up in the attic because Taron was crazy and liked to eat people. So years passed and Harry grew up and got married to Draco. And Taron escaped the attic by befriending termites. Taron knew his parents were dead cause he saw their ghosts float up through the attic. But when Harry got taken away no one came looking for Taron. Taron was extremely angry about this and so he decided to go find Harry and eat him. But before this Taron got a girlfriend who's name was Hewlet Printer and Harry got Hewlet Printer pregnant and gave her AIDS. So Taron is also angry at Harry for this too. So he goes to the phone book and looks up Harry Potter and finds his address. The address was in Africa so Taron had to go get his shots and everything...so 6 months later Taron was on his way to go eat Harry.
16 hours later
Taron gets off the plane tired and extemely hungry craving human flesh. He is able to quickly find Harry's house because it is hot bright pink. Taron puts on a mustache he just happen to find in his pocket and knocked on the door. Draco answered.
"Hello" Draco said in some female voice
"Hello is there any chance Harry Potter is in?"
"Umm...he is out right now but will be back in about 10 mins. Would you like to come inside for a cup of coffee to wait for him?"
"Sure."
"May I ask who you are?"
"I am Taron Potter, Harry's brother and I want to kill him and eat him."
"Oh...well come on in"
So they walked inside and Taron killed and ate Draco. But Draco had had a sex change and tasted too female. The reason Draco let Taron in is that Draco and Harry hadn't been getting along these past few months and they were talking about a divorce but then they would have to split the money which you know sucks. So Draco was planning on killing Harry but when he heard Taron wanted to do it he was like "Yes Taron can get the blame and I get the money." But then Taron ate Draco so whatever. Anyhow Harry came home that night and saw a lot of blood but just thought "Draco must be making roast dragon." So he walked into the kitchen to find Draco's skeleton sitting at the table holding a cup of tea. "Oh my Albus...what happened?" Harry asked the air.
"Oh you know." said Taron stepping out of the shadows.
"Who are you?"
"I am Taron Potter your brother"
"What?!"
"You got my girlfriend Hewlet Printer pregnant and gave her AIDS."
"Oh that brother..well what do you want?"
"To eat you"
"..." But before Harry got to speak Taron walked over to him and stabbed him with a basilisk tooth killing him. Then Taron ate him. And he was quite delicious. But right before Harry died mist came into the kitchen and Voldemort and Snape stepped down from a space ship.
"Taron and Harry I am your father." said Voldemort
"And I am your mother." said Snape
Taron and Harry gasped.
"Yes I had a sex change to become a man." Snape said.
Then Harry died and Taron ate him. And Taron lived with Snape, Voldemort and Hewlet for the rest of the infinty. Hewlet gave birth to a baby girl and a baby dragon. Hewlet and Taron named the dragon (who was a boy) Packard and the girl Zanzie. And Voldemort cured Hewlet of her aids.
The End
Hope you liked it. Reviews are welcomed
Aminch.