-Waves- HI IN WHATEVER LANGUAGE YOU LIKE TO BE GREETED IN! This is a sequel to my fic A Simple Kiss. You won't get some of the jokes if you don't go read it.
Dark: Not this shit again…
YEAH!!! Isn't it GREAT?! -hugs Dark-
Dark: Define "great."
-lets go of Dark, sticks tongue out- Just for that, you're dying!
Daisuke: WAIT! It's not nice to kill someone like that! He's not evil or anything, right?
I was joking. Thanks for ruining it, Dai-chan.
Satoshi: In an attempt to cut this stupidity short, the authoress doesn't own DNAngel. When and if she somehow does, you'd know. She'd force TokyoPOP to translate the books quicker.
DAMN RIGHT! Making us wait six months for a freaking book RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORY!!! -mumbles-
Dark: Yeah, I'm with Toshi-chan on this one. So, if you have not read A Simple Kiss (which is possibly the WORST name ever thought of)…
HEY! -furrows eyebrows-
Dark: …Go read it and you'll know the warnings and pairings and shit.
Oh, this time around, there'll possibly be yuri/shoujo-ai!
Dark: I hope they're hot!
Satoshi: -bangs fist on Dark's head-
ROMANCE AND HUMOR FOR A REASON! There may be minimal angst, but it's not really all that much. And there may be cliffhangers, but they end well because the authoress CAN'T WRITE ANGST TO SAVE HER LIFE!
Krad: You seem to have no problem with sadistic stuff…
THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! -pushes Dark and Krad away- ON TO THE FIC!!!
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By now everyone around school knew about Satoshi and Dark's relationship, making it twice as hard for Satoshi to go to school every day, for this time, instead of being bombarded by girls handing him love letters, he was bombarded by yaoi fangirls and homophobes who either wanted to talk about yaoi and stalk him, or tell him why he should go to hell.
Therefore, Satoshi now made a habit of getting to school at seven in the morning to avoid these people. He'd sit at his desk quietly and draw or read until Krad and Daisuke arrived at school precisely twenty minutes later, at which time they would talk about something while ignoring the harsh comments whispered about all of them.
Then Riku would show up about ten minutes after Daisuke and Krad. There was rarely a time she didn't. Somehow the time never seemed to change. Riku was the only one in class who would talk to the three of them as if nothing had happened (well, except Keiji, but he'd talk to a shark the way he talks to anyone else after it bit his hand off). Krad got past his hatred for all Haradas, no matter what they were like, and accepted the girl as a friend. She was somehow fine with the fact that the blonde was dating her ex-boyfriend.
Then Risa would arrive, glare at the four, and turn her head away from them to talk to one of her so-called "friends."
It happened every school morning, except when one of them was sick. This morning however, something interrupted the routine.
"DAISUKE!" A dark-haired boy jumped over to the redhead, "Hey, Can I hang out here?"
"Oh. Hey Takeshi. I thought you weren't talking to me anymore?" Daisuke asked.
"No, I just did that so Risa would leave me alone for a few weeks. It's getting boring, so..." Takeshi shrugged, "So, what are ya'll talking about?"
"Last night's English homework. I was having trouble translating a few sentences, but Riku-chan helped me!" Daisuke smiled.
"Great. So now we have no conversation?" Takeshi raised an eyebrow.
"Uh… No, not really," Riku replied.
"Goddammit," Takeshi sighed, "Don't you people talk about anything interesting? Like what you watched on TV, or your dreams, or SOMETHING?"
"I don't watch TV," Krad stated.
"Me either," Satoshi shook his head.
"I just leave mine on in the background while I'm drawing," Daisuke tapped his chin with his index finger.
"Mine is broken, and besides, Risa's always watching her crappy soap operas! I WANT TO WATCH 24 (1) DAMMIT!" Riku's eye twitched.
"That's nice. Why not talk about your dreams?" Takeshi asked.
"I never remember my dreams," Daisuke stated.
"I don't sleep for very long," Krad shrugged.
"My dreams are usually quite violent and filled with gore," Riku added.
"And my dreams are boring," Satoshi sighed.
"DAMMIT! YOU'RE HAVING FUN TODAY!" Takeshi pounded a fist on the desk Riku was seated on.
"Don't break the desk," Riku scolded, "And not so close to my ass, either."
"Fine, bitch," Takeshi rolled his eyes.
"WHAT WAS THAT?" Riku slapped Takeshi across the face.
"YOU LITTLE…" Takeshi punched Riku.
A small fight ensued, leaving Takeshi with a nearly broken nose and black eye.
"I personally think they like each other," Satoshi began to read his book.
Krad nodded, resting his feet on the chair of the desk in front of him.
"You can tell," Daisuke stated.
"Settle down students!" The teacher who walked into the room stated, tapping a ruler on her desk, "We have a new student today!"
A blonde boy with dark purple eyes and dark skin (2) walked in the room.
"This is Hikari Argentine."
The teacher motioned to the boy, who bowed politely without even a small smile, "Hello everyone." He had a slight English (3) accent, which would explain his odd name. As he walked to the seat the teacher instructed him to sit at, his eyes focused on Krad.
"This class is blessed! We get the cutest boys!" A girl with tawny hair giggled to the girl next to her.
"Only they all turn out to be gay. I heard Niwa-kun and Krad-kun were a couple!" The girl with dark hair put up in braids replied, "And did you see the look the new guy gave Krad?"
"I thought he was looking at Himeno!"
"No way, you could totally tell he was looking past her! Their eyes locked and everything!"
"Maybe they're hated brothers or cousins or something!"
"Who knows? They do have the same last name…"
"Hashiba-chan! Aoyagi-chan! Stop talking and pay attention!"
"Yes ma'am!" The girls replied and ceased talking.
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"Harada-san," The blonde teen approached Risa's desk, "You are Kokuyoku's sacred maiden?"
"Who?" Risa asked.
"Kokuyoku," Argentine replied.
"What do you mean?" Risa cocked her head.
"Do you not speak Japanese?" Argentine replied in monotone, "Would you rather I say it in English?"
"No, I speak fine Japanese, but who do you mean by Kokuyoku?"
"Dark Mousy," Argentine replied. His calm purple eyes gazed into the dark brown orbs in front of him, "Are you his sacred maiden?"
"No, he dumped me," Risa replied with disgust.
"Then who is his sacred maiden?" Argentine asked.
Doesn't this guy use contractions? Risa thought, then answered, "Hiwatari-kun. The guy over there." She pointed to Satoshi, who was talking to Krad and Daisuke.
"Thank you, Miss," The blonde walked over to the group.
He's weird… Risa went back to doing her homework for the next class.
"Hiwatari-san, are you not Kokuyoku's sacred maiden?" Argentine asked the bluenette.
"Well, I guess, but I'm a boy, so I really don't like the phrasing," Satoshi shrugged.
Argentine turned to Krad, "What are you doing here, Krad-sama?"
"I attend school here since I got my own body," Krad shrugged, "Nice to see you again, Argentine-kun."
"You and your tamer have been separated?" Argentine's eyes shone with a small tinge of surprise, breaking his flawless mask.
"Yep," Satoshi replied.
"And what about Kokuyoku?" Argentine asked.
"Yeah," Daisuke nodded.
Argentine's eyes widened, "You are Niwa Daisuke?"
Daisuke nodded again.
"Krad-sama, why are you attending the same school as this Niwa?"
"Because he's my friend?" Krad phrased his reply as a question.
Argentine's polite speech ceased momentarily, "What?"
"We're… friends," Krad stated.
"A Niwa and a Hikari cannot be friends!"
"Well, it's not like it matters. Satoshi-sama and Dark started it anyways," Krad shrugged.
"This is an outrage!" Argentine scowled, "How dare you lie to me!" The tanned boy slapped the blonde across the face.
Krad was stunned for a few seconds, as was the rest of the class. Everyone, no matter what they were doing, stopped to watch and see what the blondes would do.
"You are not the Krad I know! He would never do such a thing," Argentine stated coldly.
Their next teacher walked into the class. He looked around at everyone and said, "Please take your seats!"
Argentine mumbled under his breath, then walked back to his seat, glaring at the three boys before he sat down.
"What crawled up his ass? He never seemed like the traditionalist, what with his obsession about becoming Kokuyoku…" Krad mused.
Daisuke shrugged, "Who knows…?"
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AUTHOR'S INSANITY CORNER 1:
(1) If you don't live in America, you probably don't know what 24 is. It's this reeeeeally intense action show that's really cool. My dad recently got obsessed with it. He was running around saying spoilers to everyone XD.
(2) I don't know what Argentine looks like very well. The mangas are in black and white, so I just know he has light hair and dark skin. I imagine him as a cross between Dark and Krad. Like his parents or something. HE HAS KRAD'S HAIR AND DARK'S EYES XDDD!!! Also, I've only read as far as the eleventh book, meaning that I don't know Argentine's backstory.
(3) I mean as in not pronouncing everything correctly, using shortened words, and using formal speech instead of informal speech when speaking to everyone. You will never hear him address anyone as -chan or -kun, he will always say -san, but NEVER -sama or -dono (besides Krad, he calls him Krad-sama because Argentine is a Hikari artwork and therefore shows respect to the Hikari curse). He also never calls anyone by their first name except for Krad, because he technically has no last name.
So, are you proud of me? A SEEEEEEEQUEEEEEELLLLLLL!!!! I hope you enjoy it. There's much less Riku bashing, but much more Risa bashing. This time around, I'm gonna make more sense!
Dark: It's like her new year's resolution.
NEW STORY RESOLUTION, DATTEBAYO! XDDD
Dark: Meaning she'll break it within the first few weeks of writing this story.
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!!!
Krad: -holds up a sign that reads "make an authoress happy. REVIEW TODAY!"- Do as the sign commands.
Dark: And no flaming, PLEASE. BHN-chan has enough shit to deal with concerning homophobes.
AWWW! DARK WUVS MEEEEE!!! I KNEW IT!
Dark: No, I'm just the one you always hug and cry on and I don't like it.
FINE! I'll cry on Toshi -sticks tongue out and hugs Toshi-
Dark: GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY PROPERTY!
-jumps- Overprotective, are we?