Totally Insane
I only own Bryan and Brianna.
I'm gonna skip straight to the introduction of my two OCs cause… I honestly don't remember the rest very well. Also this is from Bryan's POV.
-Audience POV-
The twenty two campers stood on the dock looking at Chris McClain in either anger excitement or something else as Chris looked at them happily.
"Well? Aren't we going to get started? We're all here!" Heather said angrily.
"No everyone isn't here." Chris replied happily "We still have two more campers who are very special!"
The other twenty-two campers looked confused well some of them did anyway others still looked angry or annoyed.
"Special how?" Bridgette asked.
"When we were looking through the auditions tapes we found two were from the United States!" Chris said with his hands in the air "Also the two auditioning were so great we just had to bring them here and here comes the first one!"
They all looked across the lake to see the boat coming again.
-Third person POV-
A black haired boy with messy black hair, red eyes, tan skin and wearing red sneakers, tan cargo pants, a black hoodie and carrying a big green duffel with something wrapped up jutting out stood at the front of the boat with a look of pure excitement on his face and rocking back and forth on his heels. His name was Bryan and he was a military brat… meaning his father was in the military. He had been all over the world and only recently came back to the U.S. but not before passing through a Canadian airport and seeing the ad for contestants. He immediately made a tape and sent it off as soon as he could and was so excited when he was accepted. As the boat slowed down he backed up ready to start having fun. When the boat was twelve feet from the dock he dashed forwards shouting at the top of his lungs as he leapt off the boat with his arms and legs spread eagle and his bag flying behind him. He landed face first with a loud thud and a second later his bag landed on him with a heavy crash. The campers and Chris winced but Bryan immediately leapt to his feet. That had really hurt but man was that fun! He looked at the people already on the dock and smiled widely.
"HI!" Bryan shouted happily.
"Hey Bryan how you doing?" Chris asked.
"I'm doing great!" He replied.
He picked up his bag and ran over to the other campers.
"HI! I bet we're gonna have an AWESOME time!" Bryan said "I'm gonna hug everyone now!"
He leapt at the Goth girl but she side stepped and he landed in a lake with a splash. He swam up to the surface with a grin and looked up at them. The girl in braces, the big guy, a blonde haired, green eyed girl, a big guy in a green shirt, a Brown haired girl wearing a grey shirt, a girl with long wild red hair and wearing all green looked at him with worried faces.
"Hey guys!" He said happily waving.
He swam to one of the pylons holding the dock up and shimmied up it. He then turned to the girl who had red hair and smiled. He thought she looked wild for some reason and he liked it.
"Hey ladies how's it hanging?" he asked "Hope to get to know each of you and if you ever need anything don't hesitate to ask."
"And coming straight out of Florida heeeere's Brianna!" Chris said happily as a girl with shoulder length bright red hair, blue eyes, wearing a grey shirt that read 'hang loose', grey shorts and was very tanned calmly walked off the boat.
"Wow, a summer camp, awesome." She said calmly as she walked past Chris "Hey how you doing?"
Most of the campers grumbled but Geoff, Owen, and Bryan all shouted out excitedly.
"Now that we're all here lets get a group picture for the Promo." Chris said.
Bryan crouched in front of the group while Brianna sat cross legged next to Bridgette they all posed as Chris lifted up a camera.
"Oops, lens caps still on." He said as he took off the lens cap.
Everyone posed again and Chris tried to take the picture again.
"Dang! Memory cards full." Chris said as he left to get a new memory card.
"My face is starting to freeze." Leshawna mumbled.
Chris got back and raised the camera again.
"Everyone say Wawanakwa!" He said.
"Wawanakwa!" They all shouted.
With a loud crash the dock collapsed under them sending them into the lake. Everyone had climbed out and glared at the laughing Chris… all except for Bryan who was laughing.
"That was great! Can we do it again?" Bryan asked happily.
"Okay everyone." Chris said after he finished laughing "Lets get started. Follow me to the campfire pit."
They all picked up their bags and followed him to a campfire pit with a few stumps for seats and staked out a spot near the back.
"THIS…is Camp Wawanakwa, your home…for the next eight weeks. The campers sitting around you will be your cabin mates, your competition, and maybe even your friends. Ya dig? The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Island for the longest, without getting voted off, will win…$100,000!"
"'Scuse me!" Duncan called out. "What will the sleeping arrangements be? Because I'd like to request a bunk under HER." He pointed to Heather, whose mouth dropped wide open.
"They're not co-ed are they?" Heather asked.
"Oo oo oo!" Bryan started shouting jumping up and down with his hand in the air "Can I have a bunk under her?!" He asked pointing to Izzy "She's cute!"
"Noooo…girls get one side of each cabin, and dudes get the other." Chris explained.
"Ohhh man that sucks." Bryan whined.
"Uh…excuse me, Kyle? Can I have a cabin with a lake view since I'm the prettiest?" Lindsay asked.
"Okay, you are. But that's not really how it works here AND, it's Chris." Chris corrected.
"I HAVE to live with Sadie or, I'll die." Katie explained.
"And I'll break out in hives, it's true." Sadie explained.
"THIS cannot be happening." Gwen remarked.
"Aw, c'mon guys! It'll be fun! It's like a big sleepover!" Owen exclaimed, grabbing Gwen and Tyler and giving them a bear hug.
"Here's the deal: we're going to split you into two teams. If I call your name out, go stand over there. Gwen. Trent. Heather. Cody. Lindsay. Beth. Katie. Owen. Leshawna. Justin. Bryan. And…Noah. From this moment on, you are officially known as…the Screaming…GOPHERS!" Chris told them.
"Ooh, ooh, ooh!" Bryan interrupted excitedly jumping up and down "Can we be the Rabid Wolverines instead?!?!?!?!"
"Ummm… nooo." Chris answered before continuing "The rest of you over here. You guys will officially be known as the Killer Bass."
Bryan started laughing when he saw that Duncan was giving a Noogie to a deer.
"You and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition. You'll also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries anytime you want." Chris said motioning to a small outhouse.
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(Confession Cam)
Bryan: (Bouncing up and down while sucking on his lower lip) "This place is so cool! I can't wait to see what kind of games they're gonna have for us!"
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"Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking. Or…just get something off your chest! All right, any questions? Cool. Let's find your cabins." Chris finally finished his long lecture.
Everyone who had set their bags down groaned and picked them back up. Chris led them to a pair of rickety looking cabins and stopped.
"Gophers, you're in the east cabin, Bass, you're in the west. Go!" Chris exclaimed, and then just as quickly left.
They all entered our appointed cabin and looked at the bunk beds. Bryan saw one next to the wall dividing the girls from the boys that was next to a window and quickly dashed over to it and jumped onto the top bunk.
"I GOT DIBS ON THIS BUNK!" He shouted.
"Sure man." Trent said calmly.
"I have an idea let's get to know each other so we can work better together! I'll start! My dads in the U.S. Air Force and we've lived in England and Japan! Now we're living in Colorado because he retired a year ago! I like playing video games, eating, practicing my Kendo and Writing!" Bryan shouted as he bounced up and down on his bunk while still sitting.
"Wow, you really need a chill pill." Noah said.
They then heard a crash and peeked outside to see Cody sprawled out on the ground.
"Did you try and go in the girl's side?" Bryan asked calmly causing a few of his teammates to raise an eyebrow.
"EEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" A bloodcurdling shriek came from the gopher girl's side of the cabin.
Bryan poked his head into the doorway along with several others to see Lindsay up on a chair shivering in fear while a little roach crawled around in front of her.
"What's wrong?" Bryan asked.
"Damn, that white girl can scream!" Leshawna commented.
"WHAT IS IT?! KILL IT, KILL IT!" Lindsay kept screaming.
Everyone started clamoring about, and DJ jumped on and destroyed Gwen's bed. Harold came charging in, attempting to crush the cockroach with his feet. Heather and Beth both jumped on Heathers bunk, and everyone started panicking. Bryan soon joined Harold's attempts to crush the roach before Duncan came charging in with an ax and chopped it in half.
"Whoa… that was so cool Duncan! Where'd you get the ax!?" Bryan excitedly.
After everyone got situated we all walked over to the lodge to get something to eat.
"LISTEN UP! I serve it three times a day, and you will eat it three times a day! Grab your tray, get your food, and sit your ass down NOW!!!" Chef Hatchet ordered.
"SIR, YES, SIR!" Bryan shouted while standing ramrod straight and giving a crisp salute.
He took the food saluted again, about faced and stiffly marched to sit next to Izzy. Beth and Harold pissed Chef off by not necessarily accepting their food, but took it anyway. Bryan tentatively took a bite and froze… his eyes wide and his mouth hanging open.
"Hey are you okay?" DJ asked but got no response "Hey guys I think Bryan froze."
Then he shouted.
"MAN THIS STUFF IS GREAT!" Bryan shouted at the top of his lungs before he started to shovel the food into his mouth.
The other campers save Owen looked at him like he was crazy. He quickly finished and stood up to run over to the kitchen again.
"Sir, Chef Hatchet, Sir!" He said with a crisp salute "Requesting additional provisions sir!"
"What?!" Chef shouted turning to see the still saluting Bryan "This isn't an all you can eat place! Permission denied!"
"Sir, Yes, Sir!" Bryan replied before returning to his seat and glaring hungrily at the other camper's food.
When Trent didn't look like he was going to eat his Bryan struck. He leapt over the table and landed on Trent's tray sliding off the table from the momentum and landing with a thud which was soon followed by a slurping sound as Bryan consumed his food.
"Welcome to the main lodge!" Chris said.
"Yo, man!" Geoff called out to Chris. "Can we order pizza?" Chef Hatchet threw a butcher knife that almost hit Chris. "WHOA! IT'S COOL G! BROWN SLOP IS COOL! Heh…heh…heh. Right guys?" Geoff proclaimed.
"HELL YEAH ITS ALRIGHT!" Bryans shouted from the floor.
"Your first challenge begins…in one hour!" And Chris walked out the door.
Authors note: For those wondering Bryan is random. Like I already mentioned he'll be the oddball but most of the campers will think his pros outweigh his cons. He'll make it to the final four before forfeiting a challenge.
