Professor Lupin leads a lesson about "rat" dissections in a muggle high school. Oneshot drabble.

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"Eww, Professor Lupin, why do we have to dissect this…thing? It's disgusting! And look! Its arm is chopped off!"

Behind his lab goggles, the biology teacher looked at the adolescent muggle girl standing before him. She precariously dangled a rather petrified-looking preserved rat upside-down by its toe. Formaldehyde dripped slowly from the animal's limb, landing on the girl's Polo brand tennis sneakers, although she did not notice.

Fingering the blade of the scalpel in his hand, the aged biology teacher smiled. "Yes," he said in a sickly sweet voice. "Peter always was a disgusting little thing, wasn't he?"

A/N- Random, I know, but it had to be done. Hope you enjoyed, review, and have a nice day!