Resident Evil 4 –With a Twist-
Okay unless you played this game and can figure out where I mad the second part out of then you'll find this funny. Hope you like it! Haha
CIA agent Leon has been sent as a single man cell to save the president's daughter who has been kidnapped in Russia. He is currently on his way to where she may be.
"So American, What's you name and your business for going out to this forgotten place?" asks the driver.
"I'm Leon. I am an agent sent by the president of the United States. I've come to investigate and find the president's kidnapped daughter."
"Ah yes. I've heard about you. You were involved with the Raccoon City incident a year or two ago, right?"
"Yes, but I resigned when I heard a rumor of the research that was going on in Haven City. A day after I left the virus broke out and I was questioned for the crime. I was found innocent."
"I'd be careful if I were you. It is said that a strange cult resides around here. People say that they are less than people, but more than monster. They're supposed to be not normal, as if possessed or controlled by something."
"Okay, Thank you for the warning."
An hour has passed since their conversation. As they cross a bridge and come up to a house they driver lets him out.
"This is as far as I can take you. The town is about a half mile ahead. If you want directions talk to the old man that's supposed to live in that house over there." Says the driver. He points in the direction of the house. "Good luck." He adds silently.
'What a place to get left at…oh well I better move ahead.' Leon thinks to himself.
Leon checks his gun to make sure its loaded and ready to use if he need it. He slowly approaches the house when three crows fly out of the grasses. Leon fires at them.
"It's just a couple of damn birds …" he says to himself.
He walks up to the door and knocks. There is no answer so he opens the door, which isn't locked, and walks in.
"Is anyone home? I was wondering if you could answer me a couple of questions. Hmm…no ones here…" Leon calls in.
"Yes, I believe someone is here. And that would be me!" says a voice from the corner. "Have you come to dance with me?"
"What are you talking about? I've only come to get directions to the village and ask a few question." Leon replies.
"Then you shall dance!" the old man says.
"No. No I won't!" Leon says.
"Then you die…!" the old man says harshly.
The old man pulls a knife on Leon and tries to stab him.
"Get away you freak!" Leon yells as he shoots off the attackers hand.
"Well… That hurts. I'll still kill you!"
"Umm…no you wont. What are you going to do? Eat me?"
Leon shoots the man's other hand off.
"You can't kill me! I'm invincible!"
"You're a loony."
Leon shoots both of the man's legs.
"All right then… It's a draw," the man says.
"Well…Your no help. I'm out of here." Leon says as he walks away
"What? Running away? Get back here! I'll bite your legs off!"