The Deadly Toothfairy
Summary: This is one toothfairy you never want to piss off…
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Konohamaru lifted up his blue pillow and carefully set his newly fallen tooth under it, smiling a holey smile. 'Another tooth fell out…' The boy rested his comfy pillow over the tooth and turned off the lamp next to his bed. He took in a deep breath before yelling, "Toothfairy! I have another tooth for you! So you better leave more money this time!" The young boy lay down, rested his head on his pillow and fell asleep quickly.
SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY
Gaara sat quietly at his desk as he read another paragraph of his newly bought book.
'George reached down.
The clown seized his arm.
And George saw the clown's face change.
What he saw then was terrible enough to make his worst imaginations of the thing in the cellar look like sweet dreams; what he saw destroyed his sanity in one clawing strike.
"They float," the thing in the drain crooned in a clotted chuckling voice. It held George's arm in its thick and wormy grip, it pulled George toward that terrible darkness where the water rushed and roared and bellowed as it bore its cargo of—'
Gaara's pager went off, causing a frown to form on his perfect face. 'Right when I get to the good parts do I get paged.' He placed his bookmarker in place before setting in on his desk and standing up. He cracked his neck and, without doing anything, sprouted his blood-red wings. He grabbed his red tooth-pouch and headed out the door. Hopefully this kid will be more cooperative than the last…
He appeared on the kids' balcony in a few seconds, ignoring the now snarling dog down below. He walked up to the boys' bed and slowly reached under the pillow, grabbing the tooth that was put under there earlier. He then put the tooth in his pouch before setting a five-dollar under the kids' pillow. As he was about the leave, the kid stirred, opening his eyes. He reached under his pillow and pulled out the five-dollar bill before frowning. "Five dollars? That's what you guys gave me last time! You're supposed to give me more!" Gaara didn't look back at the kid, though his wings slightly twitched with annoyance.
"What do I look like, the freaking money fairy?"
"Maybe you do, reddy." Gaara was about to throw an insult at the kid but was rudely cut off. "If you don't give me more money, I'm gonna wake up my parents by yelling at the top of my lungs." Konohamaru grinned. He had this fairy right where he wanted him…
"First off, call me reddy again and I'll smash your face in. Two, if you so much as make a noise, you'll regret it." The kid was unfazed by the threats. He knew toothfairies couldn't hurt kids. It was against their rules! Konohamaru opened his mouth and yelled for about a second before a pale hand found its way over his mouth. He looked up to see the redheaded toothfairy glaring daggers at him, cause him to shiver. Gaara took a fist of Konohamaru's shirt and brought their faces a foot apart. Gaara then said, in a truly frightening and threatening voice, "If you open your mouth to yell again, I'll be back tomorrow with a pair of pliers and make damn sure every single one of your teeth is pulled out." The boy slowly nodded, tears making their way to his face. Gaara threw the boy back onto the bed and left without another word, leaving Konohamaru trembling in fear.
It was safe to say that Konohamaru never lost another tooth again.
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Muahaha! I'm EVIL! Just kidding. So yeah, I just watched that movie Toothfairy and this just popped into my mind. I know it's not the best, but hey, what are you gonna do, right? Review please! Oh and anyone know what book Gaara was reading?