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Song used: Here Comes Santa Claus.

LOL this idea randomly came to me while I was working on an adorable naminezexion fic (gasp!) and an angsty haynerroxas friendship fic. Weird, right? But I haven't written a holiday story since Time till Snowfall and that was ages ago. I can't remember ever listening to Here Comes Santa Claus, but it had lines that just fit so perfectly.

This is only a FRIENDSHIP fic. I'm not much into yaoi, but I guess if you are, feel free to interpret it that way.

--x Hang your stockings and say your prayers,

Cause Santa Claus comes tonight. x--

"Merry Christmas, loser."

Axel took his seat next to Roxas on the clock tower, as he tossed the younger boy a sea-salt ice cream. He lazily put his hand out to catch the treat as he threw a small box in Axel's direction. As the pyro caught it, he noticed that it wasn't even wrapped. It was a small cardboard box with red paint literally splashed onto it and a black bow drawn on the top with a marker.

He snorted, "You're so cheap."

Roxas shrugged, "Hey, half-ass guy deserves a half-ass present. Well, you actually quarter-ass everything, so consider yourself lucky that I even got you that."

"What's with your obsession of my ass?"

"Axel, shut up and open your gift."

He impersonated Santa in his laugh as the sound of fire came from his fingers, simply burning the box to reveal the present. Axel held up the gift and noticed the small 'on sale' tag dangling from the tip. As he looked over the Santa hat, he seriously considered burning it.

And then burning Roxas for even getting him the stupid gift.

The young blonde snickered, "Doesn't it suit you just perfectly?"

A bright smile crawled onto Axel's face as he put on the he hat and stood up, "I accept this challenge."

All traces of mirth melted away from Roxas's face as he watched Axel do his newly-patented 'sexy Santa dance' while he sang a rather inappropriate version of 'Here Comes Santa Claus'. When Axel's dance moves started to incorporate raping the clock tower, the Keyblade master made a mental note to never celebrate Christmas with Axel again.

Axel stopped doing dirty things to the clock tower long enough to laugh at Roxas's embarrassment and sit back down again. He adjusted the Santa hat and let a smirk cross his features, "Come on, you know I'm just kidding. Although, I do think I would make one hot Santa."

Roxas raised an eyebrow at Axel Claus as he continued, "I mean, who wouldn't want me sliding down their chimney to deliver the goods? That'd be a dream come true for the entire world. I'm telling you, I could end wars with this body."

"Only because both sides would team up to get rid of you."

"Alright, Roxas, no gifts for you this Christmas. By decree of Axel Claus."

The blonde feigned shock for a moment, "You mean I don't get a visit from Axel Claus?! ...Best. Christmas. EVER."

"Shut up. I'm making you my lame little elf."

"Psh, anything's better than being a fat old man that sneaks into children's rooms at night."

"...screw you."

"Merry Christmas to you, too, Santa."

--x Jump in bed, cover up your head,

Cause Santa Claus comes tonight x--

...yeah, this is probably the most random thing I've ever written. I think after this, I'll probably stick with TwiTown friendship fics. This also kinda has more dialogue than I'm used to putting into a story. But does anyone else think the idea of Axel Claus would be scary and awesome at the same time?

Although, he'd probably set your house on fire instead of leaving you a gift.

Anyways, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!