Hi, im sorry that im not really active on here much, but im hoping this little one shot will make up for it. Keep Calm and Fanfiction On.
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Tony was about to fall asleep. He never slept! that's how bored he was. "Клянусь, я попрошу Наташу убить меня жестоким образом. По крайней мере, это не будет скучно."
He didn't hear Natasha walk up to him. "So, you want me to kill you in a brutal way to cure your boredom, huh?" Tony's smartass façade came crumbling down for a total of two seconds as he "eeped" and nearly jumped out of his chair. He glared at the assassin in the room. "Наташа! Что, черт возьми, ты делаешь в моей лаборатории!?" Natasha smiled and said. " I came to get you, Steve made lunch and threatened that if you didn't come up to eat, he'd drag your ass up there himself. And how do you know Russian?"
"I've known Russian since I could first talk. I knew two languages since I was 2."
The two heard a faint, " Tony, I swear to God, if you don't come up here to eat, I'll stuff the food down your throat myself!" "Вот дерьмо." Tony said. "Oh shit's right, you better get up there before you get your ass handed to you by Steve." "Yeah, thanks Tasha." Tony said dryly. "You're welcome."
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yeah,I know, it's short. sorry. but hey, it's something.