Disclaimer: Death Note was created by Tsugumi Obha and Takeshi Obata. Alice in Wonderland belongs to Charles Lutwidge Dodgson, also known as Lewis Carroll. Neither belongs to me because if they did, this would be the real story.

Mello in Wonderland

Chapter One: The Girly Boy

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Mello walked home from school, the wind blowing his blond hair. His best friend, Matt, walked along beside him, playing a weird game on his PSP. Mello watched his friend, his face showing complete boredom. Behind him, Mello heard the pitter-patter of small steps behind him and he quickly spun around. There stood a small, white haired boy, clutching a robot in his arms.

Mello spun back around, fuming. He hated that boy, whose name had been Near. He hated Near so much. As much as Mello tried, he could never beat Near in anything.

Matt, paying no attention to the two other males, pulled out a pack of cigarettes and stuck one in his mouth. He was about to light the end of it, when Mello stopped him by knocking the cigarette from the red head's lips.

"Matt!" yelled Mello, crossing his arms, "I told you to stop smoking! Do you know what those things do to your health?"

Matt glanced up at Mello and said nothing. He pulled out another cigarette out of the box and shoved it into his mouth, lighting the end.

"Matt! Why won't you talk to me?!" yelled Mello, quickly getting very pissed off at his best friend.

"Mello, can you shut up? I've had a bad day," said Matt and he stomped ahead.

Near walked past, looking at Mello like he had twenty-three heads.

"What are you looking at, freak?" yelled Mello and flipped Near the bird. Near glanced at Mello one more time and then ran after Matt. Mello crossed his arms and a hiss erupted from his lips. Matt was pissing him off so much today and the fact that Near was there didn't help him.

Mello rolled his eyes and then ran in the direction that Near and Matt had run off to. He ran up to Matt and ripped the PSP out of the red head's hands.

"Matt, I don't care what the problem is, but you can't go around and be an ass to everyone. Besides, I'm sure it's nothing to get worked up that much about," said Mello.

Matt took a long smoke on the cigarette and sighed. "It's the usual, Mel."

"Ah! I see," said Mello, a frowned forming on his lips. The usually happened every few days; Matt asked a girl out and then she said no. That answer was usually because Mello, Matt's best friend, looked like a girl and all the girls thought he was gay. Mello thought that both those things were completely absurd. Couldn't a guy have awesome hair and still be strait?

"Listen, Matt. Those girls aren't worth your time," said Mello, repeating what he had probably said about five thousand time.

"You think?" asked Matt.

Mello shrugged, sighed, and said, "Yeah. Something like that."

Matt gave Mello and quick hug and then skipped ahead. "Thanks, Mel. I won't give up till I find the perfect girl!"

Mello sighed and waved his friend good-bye. Sometimes, he questioned if Matt was the gay one.

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The next day, Mello walked out of his house. He sighed and continued down side walk to school. Halfway there, he met up with Matt, the boy being cheerful as ever.

"Hey, Mello," said Matt, a smile on his face. "Guess what?"

"You finally found a hot chick online?" asked Mello, since he knew that Matt used probably every since dating website ever created.

"I'm getting close," said Matt, "and no! That isn't it! Linda called and asked me out last night! Can you believe it? A girl asked me out?"

Mello looked at Matt in shock. "You sure it was Linda?"

Matt nodded. "Positive."

"You sure it wasn't a dare or a prank?" asked Mello.

"As long as she goes out with me, I don't care if it was," said Matt.

"You're never going to get a real girl friend that way," said Mello, but Matt was too busy doing his "I got a girl to go out with me dance" to care.

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At lunch, Mello found Matt at a table with Linda and all of her friends. So maybe it hadn't been a dare or a prank. Mello walked over to Matt and sat down.

"Hold up, Mel. What do you think your doing?" asked Matt.

"Uh…sitting down," said Mello.

"No. No. No. I don't think we should hang out anymore. You see, I now only hang out with guys that have girl friends," said Matt.

"What about Near?" asked Mello, pointing at the boy sitting at the end of the table.

"Well, Near's different. We're trying to hook him up with a girl right now, anyway," said Matt.

Mello lung for Matt neck and started shaking him. "Don't give me that shit! I've been hanging out with you since fifth grade!"

After Mello was done with him, Matt sat back done. He started rubbing his raw neck where Mello had tried to choke him.

Mello tried to have a good time at the table. He really did, but the girls where too loud and annoying. He didn't understand what the hell they where talking about. Mello ended up moving tables along with Near and they both ended up at the only open table in the cafeteria. Mello glared at Near, but said nothing.

Mello placed his head on the table and closed his eyes, glad to be away from all the screaming girls. His head was throbbing. After what felt like a few minutes, Mello opened his eyes and found the cafeteria deserted. But the weirdness didn't stop there.

TO BE CONTINUED…

A/N: Hello. Rasko here. I've had this thought bunny for about a week and I thought I should make a story about it. I'm currently in writer's block for What Boys Do so I would love to here your many ideas for that story. But I thought that I should start this story while I'm in the writer's block. I think this story is going to be fun to write. And you guys better thank me cause I'm reading the book over for this story. I am going to be super busy this summer (all though I will have time to update my stories, don't worry) and I have atleast ten other books that I want to read so reading Alice in Wonderland over is not something I want to do. Well, enough of my pointless ranting. I'm starting to get tired of it myself.

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