Arthor's Note (Yes these annoying, but occasionally funny, things have returned!):
Jon: I'm bored
Kaida and Kat: Go away we're writing FMA ficcy!
Jon: Hmmm I haven't written anything in a while...
Emily and Anna: Great, do we get to take over again?
Jon: No...but I think I have a better idea...'laughs evilly'
Kat: Jon you really can't pull off the evil thing.
Kaida: Yeah please stop. Your just embarrasing yourself, more than usual.
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Jon sighed. Kat and Kaida were working on an FMA story and he was bored. Which was almost always a dangerous thing. Just as he was about to put another card in his 47 story card house Tonto flew in. The half-evil falcon landed on the house (Of course!) which quickly fluttered in all directions.
"Thanks alot!" Jon swatted at the bird in annoyance but then offered him a few M&M's which disappeared instantly. "Let's go see if those two are done writing yet..." He returned five minutes later with scorched pants and several bruises. "I get no respect!" he yelled. (M&M's to those who can guess reference.)
"Noooope... noooo respeeeecttt..." A whispy voice said. Jon looked around. "Offf coursssse...theeere isss a wayyyy to get it..." ( stefan doesn't talk that way) It had come from the creepy alley that hadn't been there before. Tonto chirped in alarm when Jon started stepping closer to the shadows that enshrouded the voice's owner.
"What are you talking about? Who are you? Don't talk like that!" yelled Jon.
The voice chuckled. then a deep male's voice sounded in the alley, 'I...am a friend.' He laughed after he said this. 'A friend, who has a way to get you all you want.' Jon had a skeptical look and said, "Hello? Dude, first rule of being in a magical world...Never take things from scary people in murky lighting, duh." With this Jon began to pull out his notebook for light, but before he could write anything, a gnarled hand reached out from the gloom and released a red glitter into the air. "Ohhh pretty spark..." Red smoke surrounded Jon, who stopped mid-sentence and went stark still. A thin rim of crimson formed around his blue-gray eyes. An evil cackle came from 'Jon', who walked out of the quickly fading alley-way. Seconds later, the scene vanished completely, leaving both Jon and Tonto with evil grins while his pencil wrote rapidly across a blank page (Can a falcon grin?...Well, I guess if it can eat M&M's...)
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"Awww man!" Kat groaned. "They did it again! How do Emily and Anna keep doing this?" Already, in the white Hall of Empty Melodies , were quite a few people. Looking around she and Kaida saw the most of the regulars, plus a few. While a year ago they all might have been surprised and panicked now they just talked and waited for Emily and Anna to appear and pull their 'evil sisters' bit. Which is why it was such a surprise when they tumbled out of a portal onto the floor in a way that the two most definatley would not have chosen.
"What's going on?" "What are you guys up to now?" "Have a nice trip?" were a few things shouted out.
"Don't ask us, we really didn't do this..." Emily said
"Yeah, I was busy polishing my Axel bobblehead collection so this had better be quick!" Anna spotted Axel and instantly attached herself to him.
"Ok...so if it wasn't evil little sisters...or me and Kat... who was it" A loud bang came from the balcony overlooking everyone and evil laughter reverberated (Kai: Congrats on the large vocab word Jon!! -le clap-) off the walls. When the dense black and red smoke cleared everyone started started laughing.
"Oh it's just Jon, no worries. Let's go back now." Kaida tried to teleport out but was shell-shocked when nothing happened.
"Ummm I think something wrong with him..."Riku said.
"More than usual?" Demyx asked (While trying to use a crowbar on Emily).
"Well...do his eyes usually glow red like that?
"Maybe their really cool contacts..." Zexion said.
"Arggh!! I don't have time for this!" Larxene screamed as she pulled out her bazooka. "I was planning on taking over the universe today!" With this she fired off a few rounds. The glowing shells flew towards Jon who calmly twirled a finger and sent them back at her.
"Ok now that I have had the pleasure off singeing shock-girl's hair it's time to get down to business."
"You mean your serious?" Kaida asked incredulously.
"If I could get to my villain monologue please?"
"Fine whatever, just make it quick." She rolled her eyes. Jon snapped his fingers and Kaida was suddenly doused by a bucket of very cold water.
"Ok! That's it!" She threw out both hands and flames erupted from her fingertips. She jumped into the air doing a triple flip and landed lightly on edge of the balcony. Kaida lunged at Jon. He nimbly dodged and stuck out his arm to clothesline her. She grabbed onto the arm and swung around to land in front front of him.
"Ah, been learning some new tricks I see." She laughed "You'll need more than that to beat me" Jon merely cocked an eyebrow
"We'll see." Kaida glared at him.
"Do you really want me to hurt you again?"
"Do you really think you can?" This was more than Kaida could take. She dealt a flurry of punches and kicks at him, all with a raging fire. Down below Riku and Sora (Never missing a chance to make some cash) were selling popcorn. Kat shook her head
"Now I'm gonna have to go find some bandages for Jon" Axel walked up behind her.
"I dunno. He looks like he's handling himself pretty well."
"Nobody's ever beaten Kaida though."
"There's a first time for everything...but then again...Kaida has 'someone else' helping her." Kat nodded.
"I wonder what's going on with him, Jon's really not the villain type."
"Who knows..." Back up on the balcony Kaida was still going strong, but was worried.(Kai: no I wasn't) Jon was matching her every move and she hadn't landed a hit yet. He didn't even seem to be trying.
"That all you got?" He asked.
"You wish!"
"Well, sorry but I have a schedule to keep to, we can finish this later." Jon waved a hand and Kaida was encased in a translucent shield that floated back downwards.
"Ahem. As I was going to say." Everyone was listening again. (hehe...my turn) A huge bang reverberated in the hall. Kaida jumped down from the balcony.
'Thought you'd beat me, eh?' Hissed a very pissed Kaida, 'Wrong, indeed.' Her eyes glowed white and her body erupted into a black flame. Jon gaped. He'd never seen Kaida do this before. In fact, the only person who had seen something even remotely close was Zexion. He was used to it by now. But, at the moment, Zexion, Roxas, and Kat (so far, the only ones who knew about her 'halves') were standing with a horrified look on their faces.
'This will not be good.' Kat muttered.
'I agree.' the two boys concurred.
Kaida stepped towards Jon, smirking. she crossed her arms 'p thgir ees I...' she cleared her throat. 'I see right past that phony disguise, dear brother.. But, why, of all people, choose Jon?' She laughed, 'Really, Stefan, this is the lowest you've gone.'
Everyone stared at the levitating Kaida. 'What is she talking about?' Demyx whispered out of the corner of his mouth.
'I dunno.' replied Roxas.
Zexion stared. 'Oh..damn.' Kat awkwardly turned and looked at him. It was awkward mainly because, Axel had his arm around her and Anna was attached to that same arm, sobbing. I think she was upset that he had chosen her sister over her. 'Zexion? What is it?'
'Do you notice that Kaida's voice changed.' 'Yeah, why?' 'And that when her demon half takes over thats the voice she has?'
'O...this isn't good.'
'Not at all. Do you think that the demon's taken over?'
'I'm hoping not, but thats what it is starting to look like.'
Jon's voice changed tones. 'But, oh, dear sister, why not?' He grinned, his eyes glowing, 'If it weren't for you, no one would have noticed.'
'Really, now? Do you think that no one would notice if I went from gothic to preppy? Thats about as deranged as you taking over Jon. No one will notice if he's evil...no one will notice if he knows how to fight...seriously...what were you thinking?' Zexion walked up to Kaida and put his arm around her. She made a low growl in her throat. Zexion didn't move.
'Who's that?' Stefan wondered. 'Another one? '
'Another one?' Zexion mouthed to Kat. Kat shrugged.
'No, dear brother. He isn't, and, he is dear to me. Besides. I don't kill the people I once said were my friends or family.'
He chuckled evilly. 'Really? That's a start.'
Kaida sighed...'Can you at least get out of Jon? (god...that sounds nasty...). It's easier to debate with you when you're actually in your own body.' She smirked at him.
'Fine.' The red of Jon's eyes faded and Jon collapsed on the ground. A tall, pale guy emerged from nowhere. He looked sort of like Kaida. He had long shaggy black hair, reddish-gold eyes, full lips, high cheekbones, and insanely skinny, yet muscular. He was dressed in all black. He looked at Kaida. 'Hello, my dear sister, miss me?'
'Not really.'
Anna and Emily let go of the death hold they had on Axel and Demyx they stared, drooling at Stefan. The two boys looked at each other, sighed deeply, and smiled.
Kat looked at Axel, 'Do you think we should take care of Jon?'
'Nahh...He'll survive.'
"So what's this all about Stefan? Still mad about last time I kicked your butt?" Stefan gave her a cold look.
"Hardly. In fact this has very little to do with you." Kaida gave him a confused look.
"You see I discovered that there are two in this room with quite a large amount of previously untapped power at their disposal." Stefan looked at Kat and then over his shoulder at Jon.
"Of course neither one of these would have actually tried to use it for something truly useful. But with my help Jon will be able to..." He gave a deep resonant chuckle "...well let's just say reach a level of power he never dreamed of."
"So why bring all of us here then?" Kat asked.
"For one I had to keep an eye on you and my sister. Number two, I didn't want any of your friends to get the bright idea of a rescue. So it just seemed easier to bring you all into one place."
'But Jon?' Axel wondered.
'Well,' Stefan said, 'He wasn't exactly anywhere near as powerful as Kat or my sister at the moment. But I could always inhabit him...then thats when damage would happen.' He grinned, his eyes glowing. "You see Jon has, in a way, locked the majority of his power away. He could easily have been able to challenge either of you girls. Instead, he chose to simply hide it away, leaving only a small portion open to himself. Even that, he used stupidly. For ridiculous things like fanfictions and such." Stefan said in disgust. He raised his hands and began to hover back up to the balcony where Jon was still unconscious. "But now that I have control over his power." He gave an evil smile and started to disaparate back into Jon. "Let's just say I've opened him up to some new possibilities..."
Kaida tried to move to stop him, but she was too late. Jon stood up and lifted his notebook. Suddenly the notebook Kat had been scribbling in behind her back was yanked out of her hands and floated up, accompanied by Kaida's.
"So now if I may get back to my master plan speech?" A red force shield appeared around Jon and Tonto while he spoke.
'But, oh, dear brother, do you really think I need to use a notebook to beat you? I didn't have one before.'
'Yes, but, in the 40 years of your absence, I've been practicing.'
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Jon: Mwuhaha I'm evil!
Kaida: Your kidding me.
Jon: Hey it's always the quiet ones
Kat: But your not quiet.
Jon: Minor detail...oh by the way some people want to see you.
Kat: Who?
Jon: Hehe, remember Lance and Landon?
Kat: 'goes pale' NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Lance & Landon: Hey Kat miss us?
Kaida: Who are they?
Kat: Fanboys from an old story we wrote, I thought they were dead...
Jon: Nope. I found them locked in a prison cell several miles underground.
Kat: Oh...umm how awful...'sarcasm'...who would do such a thing...
Lance & Landon: We're back! And we have T-shirts now!