Disclaimer: I only own The Flaming Cow of Death, not FMA

What happens when I eat 7 packs of sugar

Author: MUAHAHA! I along with Winry will torture FMA characters!

Winry: -anime sweatdrop-

Psiren: uh huh

Author: what you don't believe me? -hits Psiren's head with a wrench

Psiren: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!

Ed: Hi Winry, whatcha doin'?

All girls: -evil grin-

Ed: eep

Ed gets put in a maze, with a tracking collar

Ed: oh, great, I even have a stomachache

Gluttony: Food?

Girls: -grin evilly again-

Gluttony gets put in the maze, with a tracking collar

Gluttony: food here?

Ed: uh oh why have you forsaken me god!

Al: um niisan that's a lightbulb not god

Ed: I knew that

Al: you're hopeless -anime sweatdrop-

Gluttony chases Ed

Psiren and Winry: HAHAHA

Lust: hello have you seen Gluttony?

Author(being the only one not on the ground): -points to the screen-

Lust: what did you do to my darling! -stabs Psiren-

Psiren: okay I'm dead now, so give me a drink

Lust gets put in the maze

Author: Moo

Winry: moo?

Flaming cow: ME MOO YOU MAKE FOOD!

Al: um… what's going on?

Author and flaming cow: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo

Al: uh right.

Winry: WRENCHMANIA! -starts whacking everyone with her wrenches-

I'll write more if I get a review or more