K.L.K- yah, I wrote a Nar/Kaggie fic...DON'T KILL ME!!
(ducks under bed to dodge things that look suspiciously like refrigorators and kitchen sinks thrown at head)
K.L.K- OI!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?
Readers- you wrote kaggie with NARAKU! he's evil...and gross! blecch!
K.L.K- actually, he's pretty hot...
readers-(drop thier jaws)
K.L.K- well, he is!! ya know, once ya forget he's a sadistic bastard, anyway...
readers- kinda true...still...YOU PAIRED KAGGIE WITH NARAKU!!
K.L.K- 0.0 shiiiiiiiiiit!
(K.L.K dodges rubber duckies of doom, ducks behind boulder)
K.L.K- JUST GO TO THE FIC!!EEEK!(gets tackled by evil plot bunnies) heeeeey...they got out of the hospital...(takes out three double kunai, fights them off, starts to slaughter them mercilessly) I'll...fight 'em off! you go read the fic! where in the seven hells is everyone in here!?
(on the other side of the room, everyone got knocked out by watching a documentary on dust mites, and they were snoring)
--Information--
TITLE: unexpected happenings
PAIRING: Nar/Kag
TYPE: oneshot, humor, ooh! limey!
SUMMARY: Naraku has captured Kaggie, and she's in a cell. the only thing that worries her though is that he's...NICE! WTF!? he stops Kanna and Kagura from toruring her, a good futon in her cell, good food every three hours, and...doesn't try to enslave her, or anything he usually would do.
THOUGHTS THAT STARTED IT: what IF Naraku was actually not in control of the evil things he's done? what IF he was possesed by tainted Shikon shards? what IF they could be purified?
THINGS YA MIGHT WANNA KNOW: erm...Kaggie's a hanyou, and the sealing spell put on her blood is partially gone, but is mostly kept there... she looks the same, for most the fic. aand Kags gave her virginity to Inuyasha...just read to learn more about it.
GENRES: humor, romance
CHARECTERS: Kagome, Naraku, Inuyasha, Sango, Miroku, Shippo, Kirara, Kanna(briefly mentioned),Kagura(briefly mentioned.
Kagome looked up, at the cieling of her prison. she had been captured by Naraku, although he had made things easier for her. he stopped Kanna and Kagura from torturing her. he gave her a comfortable futon, and good food every three hours. the door slid open, revealing Naraku in a artistic balck and red Kimono.
"Kagome...you can leave when you are ready to go back to the mutt." he said, startling her, and adverting his eyes, to hide the emotions there.
"W-why?" she asked. her eyes met his, full of emotions, pain, jealousy, pity, anger, meloncholy, and one she couldn't name all reflected in his crmison orbs.
"you...rutted with him...and he didn't mark you?" she gave a sad look at that and nodded.
"he...ran off to Kikiyo...and called her name when he released into me."she said, looking at him, then, surprisingly, he gathered her into his arms and sat down on the futon. she didn't care it was Naraku, all she cared was that she felt...safe.
yes, she felt safe in the arms of her enemy, but as she cried, she realized he could change...it was all the tainted shikon shard's doing. she knew she had loved him, for a very long time.
He stroked her hair, and inhaled her scent of moonflowers and cherry blossoms, with the hint of demonic blood that had been released from the bindng spell. he lifted her chin up with one hand, and gently wiped the tears from her face.
her brown orbs looked into his crimison ones, and they leaned together. the kiss started gently,and thier eyes closed, then he ran his tongue over her lips, and she eagerly opened her mouth for him. they searched each others mouths, every nook and cranny as they tasted each other for the first time.
they wrestled with thier toungues, and the young miko soon submitted. she made soft mewling noises as his hands ran down her back. they pulled away for breath, both slightly panting, her fingers woven into his wavy ebony locks.
thier eyes were locked, thier foreheads pressed together. she was very tired, and Naraku knew this, so he just lay down with her, holding her against him. he muttered,
"I love you, my Kagome." she smiled, and lightly kissed him.
"I love you too, my Naraku." she whispered, then they both fell into adeep sleep, contented smiles on both thier faces. she had purified the shards that controlled him to do evil things, and soothed his demons and undirectional anger.
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"KAGOOOOOME!" Inuyasha called into Naraku's castle, as he looked throughout the numerous halls. he felt no evil aura, and the miasma that had earlier hindered thier rescue, had cleared abruptly the night before. he and the rest of the inutaichi were looking for thier lost member, Kagome. she had gotten captured by Naraku, and they were all worried at what he could have done to her.
Inuyasha felt really bad about taking her virginity, and was glad that he would have a chance to save her from Naraku, to make it up to her.he stopped, and sniffed. "Hey! I got her scent!" he told the others, and they headed in the direction that the scent got stronger. they walked through about five hallways, and came to a door that was a hair breadth open.
Inuyasha slid the door open.
"KAGOOOO--" he stopped at the sight of the two lovers on the futon, and paled.Kagome was wrapped up in Naraku, and Naraku had his arms around her, one around her waist, the other was being used as her pillow, and was resting on her shoulder and side.
"hey! what the!?" Sango said as he got to see the sight of her friend and Naraku cuddling. she turned paler than Inuyasha had, then Miroku and Shippo saw, and turned even paler.
Kagome's eyes fluttered open, then she had a worried look on her face when she saw her old pack. she looked to Naraku's sleeping face, and gave a faint smile."Naraku...Naraku my love...time to wake up.." she quietly said whilst gently shaking him. the others sputtered when they heard what she called him. she motioned for them to be quiet, and she, to thier horror, kissed him full on the lips. yah, they sputtered even worse.
he responded, and woke up in the best way. he looked at the others in the room and blinked."Kagome...? what're they doing here...?" he asked sleepily.
"they thought they still needed to rescue me...pfft, I don't need nor want to be rescued from you..." she said, then was leaning towards him, when Inuyasha yanked her out of his embrace.
"What in the seven HELLS are you doing with him, Kagome!?" he shouted, and got ready to shout more when she growled and transformed into her Inu-hanyou self.
(A/N: think fem Inuyasha, with a tail...and she's Kaggie, ya know golden eyes, silver hair? yah.)
he put her down and ran out of the room, Kagome went back to the bed, and curled up in Naraku's arms, purring. everyone else backed out of the room, and went quickly to the other side of the castle.
things were heating up in the cell that the two lovers were in.
you can guess what.
everyone at the other side of the castle was forced to listen to the two, who were VERY loud. they heard them through the day, and WELL into the evening. when they didn't show ANY signs of stopping, they all rolled thier eyes and took out some earplugs Kagome had given them from her time, and stuck them deep into thier ears, so they could get some sleep.
problem was, they could STILL hear the two.
"QUIET DOWN YOU TWO!!" they screamed in the couple's vauge direction...they didn't listen.
the members of the Inutaichi rolled thier eyes and ran outside, and slept there...yet you could STILL hear them!!
WITH SESSHY...(sorry! I need the smexy demon lord to make this REALLY funny!)
Sesshomaru couldn't get to sleep. there were some...disturbing...noises coming from Naraku's castle. he pricked his elfin ears when they yelled each other's names, then he turned a sickly shade of Jaken-green. he quickly got up, and ran to his washroom, where he, gracefully as he could, emptied his stomach contents into the waste-pot, and eye-twitched and shuddered all the way through it.
after he went back to his bed, he could hear thenoises still, so he knocked himself out, to save himself from the auidiable torture.
K.L.K- ergh!! plot bunnies are...EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!(then makes peace with evil plot bunnies, few that remain...she killed most)heh...Shesshy KO'ed himself.
Plot bunnies-kukukukukukukukukukuku!
K.L.K- erm...are you related to a 'Naraku'?
Plot bunnies- yes...distantly, but still related.
K.L.K- yah...XP that explains SOOOOOOOOOOOO much!(goes to puke in toilet)
Plot bunnies- ? hmmm...wonder what that was about..nah, on second thought, don't wanna know.(limps back to hospital)