The Troubles of Marriage
When Hibari asked Gokudera to marry him a lot of things changed:
1. Hayato refused to change his surname to 'Hibari.' He couldn't live with that embarassment. Everone would know he was married to Kyoya. He might have changed it if Kyoya had a hot sister, but that was not to be found. Kyoya refused to take the name 'Gokudera' because he didn't want to be the 'woman' in the relationship.
2. The next problem was, Hayato hated going to work the day after he had sex with Kyoya (usually unwillingly). Because Kyoya left bite marks all over Hayato's body. Some on his neck, others on arms and legs, and some were places he'd rather cover up.
3. Hayato wanted to move to Italy to work with Tsuna directly, but Kyoya wanted to stay in Namimori. The couple fought over their new home for months until Tsuna, and the rest of the Vongola family, decided that they will stay in Namimori, so the couple would stop yelling at each other when they came to work.
4. Kyoya hated the fact that Hayato spent hours at work, and didn't come home till midnight or later, because Kyoya is a very jealous person. Not only that, Hayato worked closely with Tsuna the whole time. So, it was only natural for him to hate it when Hayato had to rush off to work, where he spent more of the day working with a guy he presumably had a crush on throughout middle school; and there was Takeshi, the guy who had a crush on Hayato through out all of high school and some of college; and Kyoya knew that Takeshi has had a crush on Kyoya's Hayato. Kyoya didn't like that fact that Takeshi was in an office across from his Hayato. Kyoya wondered if Hayato loved his job more than his husband. But everytime Kyoya asked, Hayato had to leave for work, even at two in the morning. Of course, his own missions never stoped him from coming every couple hours with some sort of excuse for being there like Hayato forgot his lunch or Kyoya saying he left something there.
5. Their relationship had a few loopholes even before they got married. Hayato did not think he loved or liked Kyoya. In fact, it took Kyoya 15 tries just to get Hayato to go out with Kyoya and 7 proposals until Hayato finally gave in, and, to Kyoya, it seemed Hayato still didn't love him back. Hayato almost acted like the relationship was forced, and Kyoya's fierce bite marks and other painful bruises didn't help prove otherwise.
6. Hayato had a cat named Uri, and Kyoya had a bird named Hibird. That, in itself, became a problem. Especially since Uri decided he liked the taste of Hibird after having Hibird in his mouth once. Kyoya insisted that Hayato get rid of the cat, but Hayato says that the cat is his weapon and can't be given up. Hayato insisted that Kyoya move out or give up the bird. As of now, neither has been done, and the cat still chases the bird.
7. They went through a lot together. And one of the things they went through was kids. It started when Hayato heard that the tenth and Kyoko (his wife) were having a baby. Hayato had immediately decided he, too, wanted a baby. But Kyoya hated kids, and he didn't know how they were going to get one, until Takeshi suggested that they adopt a child. Takeshi had told them that kids make any relationship stronger. Kyoya just wanted to bite Takeshi to death when he heard that. Kyoya still believes that Takeshi is trying to ruin their marriage, and suggesting a kid was just his way of saying: "Kyoya may not want a kid, but I do. Let's raise one together." Kyoya was always a little paranoid when it came to Takeshi. Hayato and Takeshi were just too damn close for Kyoya to be comfortable. In the end, they decided to get a kid later in the marriage, just in case (and they wanted to use the tenth as a test to see if it really did strengthen relationships, because Hayato had trouble believing that).
8. Hayato hated it when Kyoya bit him. And Kyoya likes to bite Hayato, a lot, and he bites hard. To when the blood flows, and there's a clean wound that becomes a scar. And Hayato would walk around with giant scars that screamed: "I'M HAVING SEX WITH A CARNIVORE!" Kyoya disagreed and said that the scars represent territory, and they simply showed the world that Gokudera Hayato BELONGED to Hibari Kyoya, and that was all. Well, somethimes, Kyoya would say that it was a symbol of their love, but they only said that to people they knew well, like the tenth, Takeshi, Reborn, Mukuro and his friends, and their family.
9. Then came the car. Hayato want a sports car, preferably Italian, but Kyoya wanted a plain Japanese car. The only thing they agreed on for their car was that it was going to be small. Since Hayato had proved that he would be using the car more than Kyoya, Hayato got the Italian sports car he wanted and Kyoya would ride in it with him, but Kyoya still didn't like it. But as long as Hayato's happy…
10. Then came the bills. They had not yet had a method for dealing with taxes or expenses. Luckily for them the mob job pays well. The pair had major money issues. Hayato went through a pack off cigarettes every two or three days now. They both (mostly Kyoya) thought that marriage was going to be all about sex, but they were wrong. Now that they thought about all that they had done since their marriage, they had only had sex once (thakn god for Hayato). The new plan for taxes had become: Kyoya will take care of it, or they'll hire someone to do it for them (though, Kyoya doesn't trust them very much).
11. Kyoya, though it may not seem like it, loved the sex. It was odd, but he loved holding Hayato. Hayato, however, hated the sex. He hated Kyoya's constant biting and being forced to make moaning sounds to please his partner. He hated, most of all, always being uke. Kyoya came up with this plan: they would play Janken-pon to see who was seme, but somehow Kyoya always knew that Hayato was going to pick rock. Hayato always did, after all.
12. Kyoya loved Hayto's hair. It was thick, smooth and silky. Kyoya loved running his hands through it when he kissed Hayato. He loved the way it felt when he snuggled close to Hayato in bed. Kyoya loved the way it smelled, especially when Hayato for got to buy his own shampoo and had to use Kyoya's. Nothing smelled better than when your lover smells like yourself. Hayato didn't agree. He didn't really care for Kyoya's thick black hair, and he hated it when Kyoya stole and hide Hayato's shampoo forcing poor Hayato to use Kyoya's lavender shampoo (which, Hayato found very girly).
13. The cleanliness of the house was all thanks to Hayato, believe it or not. It wasn't that Kyoya was messy, it was, he just didn't really care about the way the house looked when it was just the two of them. Though Hayato would always clean the house before he left and came to find it messy again. For some reason Kyoya worked from home, and Hayato would have liked that more (because that was less time to spend with Kyoya) if the house stayed clean while Kyoya was there. It was even worse when Hayato left home while Kyoya was mad or upset. Hayato come home to find the house destroyed, and Kyoya in a corner mutter things about Hayato hating him. Then when Hayato'd wake up in the morning to find the house appearing to be clean, like an apology, but the mess would just be shoved into a closet. Hayato told himself everytime that it was the thought that counted.
14. The was a lot of stuff in the house. Even though Hayato did the cleaning, he liked to keep a lot of useless junk around the house. Kyoya, sometimes a little messy, never kept things that weren't needed, therefore it always seemed like he was clean person. Hayato insisted on keeping all that stuff but Kyoya wanted it all gone. Eventually, Hayato got rid of some things, and others he kept in nice organized places.
15. Since Hayato spent so much time at work, Kyoya often worried that Hayato was cheating on him, so he would come by every so often or may Kyoya would call in the middle of a meeting. Kyoya never got over that feeling, so Kyoya spent an entire day all the way until midnight away from the house, to try a make Hayato the jealous one. Then, Kyoya thought, Hayato would know how it felt to worry that his lover was off with another man, or worse, another woman. But Hayato did not care when Kyoya came home at one in the morning. He didn't ask any question, in fact, Hayato went to bed early that day. So, Kyoya just bears with the thought of his lover cheating on him and never pretends to cheat on Hayato (it breaks Kyoya's heart more that Hayato's).
16. When they went out to by a house together, Hayato wanted a big house with atleast two rooms; but Kyoya wanted a small cozy apartment with one bedroom. Since Kyoya's apartment idea was all the could aford, they had to share a room and a bed. Hayato would not allow it. The first day, he slept on the pull out couch, Kyoya joined him. The second day he slept on the couch without pulling in out, and Kyoya snuggled close to him, until they both fell off. The third day, Hayato had given up and slept with Kyoya as he snuggled closer to Hayato. Hayato still thinks they need another bed… or just a bigger one.
17. One of the reasons Hayato wanted a separate bedroom from Kyoya was because, Hayato comes home really late and Kyoya is a light sleeper. He hates coming home and waking up Kyoya, because when Kyoya gets up that means they have to have sex. Hayato hates coming home, and no matter how quiet his is, Kyoya still wakes up. Hayato assumes that Kyoya waits for him to get home just to torture him before finally getting to go to bed, and that's all he really wants to do after a long day of work, sleep.
18. Kyoya's been trying to get Hayato to quit smoking, because Kyoya doesn't like kissing Hayato and have a cloud of smoke blow into his mouth. He fears for Hayato's life, because Kyoya is smart,and he knows what happens to people who smoke too much, and he doesn't want that to happen to Hayato. Kyoya doesn't like the taste of smoke, but this keeps him off of Hayato, so, he continues to smoke.
19. Kyoya has some weird fetishes. One of those fetishes was: he had always wanted to see Hayato in a Namimori girls uniform. But dress up was harder to force Hayato play than anything else. Kyoya's perverted fetishes of imagining Hayato in girls clothes didn't stop him there. See, Kyoya wants to be able to run his hands up Hayato's skirt, 'play' with him all day and night.
20. Kyoya is a very needy husband. He always needs to kiss Hayato. After all, sex and making out are Kyoya favorite thing about being with Hayato. Well, Kyoya does love Hayato to death. Yes, that has become Kyoya's personal phrase for Hayato, "I'm going to love you to death."
Iruna: That last one is a little cheesey... No flames please. I'll flame you back.