The Switch Chapter 1

Authors Note: I do not own anything from Marvel. The only thing I own is my OC. READ THE RATING, its way higher then usual for a reason. I just wanted to write a fun little story compared to all the serious stories I wrote. Enjoy!

Tony Starks Pov

The night before everything was fine in the tower, just fine. Steve was out doing whatever he did. Natasha and Clint were resting after their long mission together. Thor was doing- ok nevermind I really didn't care what everyone was doing and I didn't really know, but the point was I was fine.

Then I just decided to take a short little nap and I woke up, with boobs. And yes the perky kind, if some guy should know it was me.

I quickly sat up in my dazed and confused state. I looked down, at my luckily, fully clothed body.

I recognized the room, why did I recognize the room? I searched for a mirror, finding a small one on the other side. I walked over and looked into it, oh crap. No, no, no, no, no. I was so dead, I didn't even do this but I knew I was so dead. In the mirror I saw a redhead and with green eyes peering back. Natasha was gonna kill me.

What the hell did I do to deserve this? And how did this even happen more importantly! I debated between just going back to sleep, but that seemed so weird being in, well a girls body. Option 2 was to go to go find Natasha, aka my body, and figure this out together. Neither option really made me feel secure.

All of sudden I heard a very load scream, "Tony Stark, you are in so much trouble!" It was weird hearing my own voice scream down the hall.

Natasha was threw the door open, and by the look on my face I could she was mad. I held up my hands, "Before you say anything it wasn't me, I didn't do anything!"

She laughed, "So I'm just suppose to believe we just randomly switched bodies, just remember just because we swapped I didn't catch your dumbness."

I glared, "You know it would probably be best if we worked together to fix the problem at hand, it's not like I want to be stuck in your body!"

"Is that a insult Stark? If anything I wouldn't want to be stuck in your stupid body!" Natasha snapped back.

Ok, I see how that could have been taken as a insult.

"So are we suppose to do now?" I asked, changing the subject.

Natasha then went I opened one of her draws to take out a piece of paper, "Here, right down everyone you pissed off in the last week, and we can figure out who did this. Or should I get the phone book and you could just cross out anyone you didn't piss off? That might take less time."

I rolled my eyes. "Stark, don't roll your eyes at me in my Body," Natasha warned me.

"Well your the one who's basically yelling at herself," I told her as I rolled my eyes again just to annoy her.

"Hey Natasha, Fury wants to debrief us again about the mission," Clint said as he walked in Natasha's room with his arms crossed.

I just awkwardly changed a glance with Natasha, aka my body.

"We'll go Natasha," I said smirking.

My body gave me a glare, "Clint, Tony and I switched bodies."

Clint looked at Natasha and then me. And then he bursted out laughing.

"Not funny," I reminded him, errrr I hated Natasha's voice.

"I'm sorry guys," Clint said in between the laughs, "It's so ironic that the iconic playboy ends up in a woman's body." This situation was awkward.

Natasha looked so annoyed, which was easy to pull off in my body, "We just have to find the person who did this and make them reverse it."

Clint continued to laugh, "How are you gonna find Karma and make them reverse it?"

"Don't worry, it wasn't Karma it was just me," a random voice said.

All three of looked around the room to see who the voice was, our eyes stopped at one of the corners.

"Loki, what are you doing," I whined in Natasha's voice.

"What he means to say is whatever you did undo it," Natasha said aggressively.

Loki laughed, "its out of my hands now. You'll change back in a week, but for every person you tell a Week is added. Oh hello, Agent Barton."

After Loki told us about the terms he disappeared. "Well it looks like we're stuck like this," I sighed, I mean it wasn't gonna be that bad being trapped in Natasha's body.

"Ok, ground rules," Natasha announced, "No looking at my body when changing, When you use the bathroom don't look, and count yourself lucky it's not that time of month. No telling anybody else, I don't need another week. Also no feeling my Body, no exceptions."

I laughed, "Way to take all the fun out of it Romanoff. Anyways I'm not worried, it's a lot easier to be a guy then a girl."

Natasha fake laughed, "Stark you can shut up because being a girl is way harder."

I rolled my eyes, "Please, by the end of the week you'll never want to leave my body."

Vision came through the wall, "Captain America has told me to tell you dinner is ready, take your time to come, we can wait." Vision then went back through the wall, was he ever gonna learn to use the door?

Natasha's attitude completely changed, "Tony, I'll help you pick out clothes to change into out of those sweats." She then kicked Clint out the room and went through the draws. She handed me a pile of clothes and said, "Put these on."

As changed the underwear of the clothes she gave me felt weird, didn't girls just wear thongs? "Natasha, the Underwear feels weird."

"It's just panties Tony, put it on," she said back.

"Ok I'm done, lets go," I told her.

"Woah, Tony did you not put a bra on?" She asked.

I was hoping she wouldn't notice, "It was a little too complicated, come on we're gonna late to dinner and we don't need them to ask questions."

Dinner was awkward to say the less, usually I was the one talking the most, but if Natasha said more then five words they would know something was up.

Across the table Natasha was smirking in my body for some reason, she then reached in her pocket causally and pressed something.

The underwear she gave me started vibrating, that little spy, I knew those panties were not normal. Luckily, no one heard the vibrating, but she kept turning it on and off which I guess was better then having a full on orgasm in front of everyone at the table. After I quickly finished eating I excused myself I went to Natasha's room, I was going crazy.

I could tell Natasha was following me.

Once we were in her room I turned around and slapped her. Since she was technically a guy, it was ok.

"You know you just technically slapped your own body," she said to me smirking.

"Give me the remote," I said desperately.

She pretended to think about it before saying, "I don't think so."

I looked her in the eyes, "Seriously Natasha, your body is gonna lose it if you don't let me-"

"You know my closet needs to be organized, I like my clothes by color," she suggested, "If you do it right I might turn the vibrator on for good and let you reach it completely."

"Natasha I can't wait that long," I explained to her.

"Ok, well then your not gonna get it at all." She laughed.

This was humiliating, but I got up and headed to her closet.

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I walked to Clint's room, hoping he wasn't asleep and I freaked the door open.

He was in bed, "Natasha? I mean Tony. What are you doing?"

I cleared my throat, "I need your help, to get revenge on Natasha, and show her how hard it is to be a guy."

Authors Note: Thanks for reading, it's weird to right a fun non serious for Once. Have a good rest of the night. Reviews = faster chapters