Walking In

For the first time in my life, I was going for a Host Club meeting early. I usually find some excuse to stay in the classroom till about a minute before Kyouya insists we all have to be present, then I dash to Music Room 3, just so I can avoid those strange people for a few extra minutes. Of course, Kaoru and Hikaru would usually hang around and annoy me in any case, but that I can handle. Those two, together with an egoistic, vain and dense drama queen, on the other hand….

But today I felt unusually tolerant (or perhaps just masochistic), and headed down to the Music Room at the end of the lesson (the fact that Hikaru and Kaoru were being lectured for vandalising the school statues by our sensei had nothing to do with it, really.)

The door was shut, and the room was absolutely quiet. Not a surprise, as that was what had attracted me to study in there in the first place. I opened the door, big smile on face, prepared to give the cheeriest "Good Afternoon" I had ever given in my life.

I think my brain shut down from the shock. It was one of those times that your eyes record everything, and your brain is processing so much information, it doesn't even leave enough space for anything else.

Gasps of pleasure, flushed skin, gold hair against pale skin, hands wandering fluidly down bare skin, dark hair rumpled up in a possessive embrace. A dark velvet voice I didn't recognise whispered, "Is something the matter, Kyouya?"

Then I recognised who the two people were, and what exactly they were doing. Kinda hard not to, with Tamaki-sempai nibbling his way up Kyouya-sempai's neck. Kyouya was staring at me, his mouth slightly open (I suppose he was in shock too) and his face flushed from….well, I suppose you could term it as… exercise?

Well, whatever you would like to call it, the moment my brain regained enough coherence to control my limbs, I turned around and slammed the door shut. My thoughts were pretty turbulent and went something like: "Holy SHIT! Kyouya's gonna kill me I'm gonna die I saw both of them naked no wait oh SHIT I saw them having SEX for fuck's sake OH MY GOD!" I mean, I knew that there was something going on between them all this while, what with Kyouya always giving in whenever Tamaki puppy-eyed, but still, I wasn't mentally prepared to accidentally walk in on that sort of thing.

"Haru-chan, are you alright?" chirped a sweet voice from beside me.

I opened my mouth and gabbled incoherently. Honey-sempai smiled winningly up at me.

"Oh, you must have walked in on those two! Takashi and I both think it's sweet, don't you?"

Well, yes, sweet, I suppose, but for now, I'd like to check myself into the nearest mental hospital. (as long as Kyouya-sempai's family doesn't own it.)

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I wouldn't mind some of that yaoi manga that Renge recommended either.

DISCLAIMER: AUTHOR PRODUCED THIS WORK IN FIT OF INSANITY! OHSHC and characters belong to Bisco Hatori (my hero!) and not at all to author. Please don't sue? ^^;