It is 3 in the morning and I've eaten 37 lollipops in the past 24 hours. I'm low on brain energy and high on sugar. So writing this story seems like a good idea. I dreamed it up yesterday. I know it's not funny, but who gives. YEP-WAFFLES JUST DESTROYED STAR WARS FOREVER.
EPISODE 1: THE PHANTOM LOLLIPOP
Tony walked into the bullpen early on a Monday morning. It was only 5:30, and he was hoping to finally beat Ziva to work. As he approached his desk, he saw that someone had left a lollipop on his desk. It was red, with a white plastic stick that looked smooth and shiny.
"Looks good, yes?" asked Ziva. Tony jumped a mile high.
"Crap! Ziva, don't scare me like that! You made me jump a mile high!"
Ziva looked confused. "How high is a mile? Is it like a kilometre?"
"Yes. Well, sort of."
"Then how did you jump so high?"
"I didn't."
"Then why did you say you did?"
"It's an idiom, Ziva"
"Oh. Sorry"
"No you're not. But you will be." A mysterious voice came from behind Ziva. She turned around and found McGee, wearing a Dracula style cape. McGee grabbed the shiny red lollipop (author does a Homer Simpson impersonation just thinking about the lollipop-*drools*) and holds it to his chest.
"My Vollypop!" cried McGee, using a really fake Romanian accent. Tony and Ziva exchanged startled glances.
"Uh….McGeek. Now is so not the time to get into Buffy." Said Tony.
Ziva was glaring daggers at Tim. "Give me the lollipop. Now!" she said in a dangerously low tone.
"NO!" roared McGee, before changing into a bat and dropping to the ground. He turned back into a humany-vampire type thing. "Dammit," he said. "She told vampires could turn into bats."
"You just did." Said Ziva.
"I vasn't flying very vell, vas I?" cried McGee, his Romanian accent still holding.
"McGee, vampires turn into the bats the hang upside down from trees. NOT the type of bat that you use to play baseball with." laughed Tony.
McGee grabbed the lollipop again, turned back into a bat and rolled to the elevator. Once he was inside, Tony turned back to Ziva.
"Did he just take the lollypop?"
"Yep." She replied. Before anything else could be said, a red lollipop dropped ihto her hand.
"Bloody Hell, Tony. It's a phantom lollipop!