This fanfiction will have some swearing and sexual insults in it. If you are younger than 12 years old than please leave this fanfiction.

Enjoy!

Chapter 1: Vacation with Peach and Bowser?!

As Peach sat in the car, Mario had put the last of the luggage in the back and closed the door as he got into his driving seat and drove to the airport.

"I hope that annoying ass koopa stops following me. I mean we're trying to go on this fucking vacation spot so we and the kids can have some time alone and chill." Mario exclaimed angrily as Peach's eyes widened.

"Koopa? Don't you mean Koopas?" Peach tryed to correct the word he had a mistake on.

"Yeah Koopas i meant to say." Mario commented.

The 2 kids sat in the middle of the car playing multiplayer online Mario kart 7, Baby Mario kept losing and so he got mad at Baby Peach.

"Oh my gawd how the hell do you keep fucking winning?!" Baby Mario scolded as he stared with demonic eyes.

"Oh because everyone fucking hates you. Plus i'm so damn good at this game anyways." Baby Peach growled back with anger and provement.

Peach's eyes widened as she demonicly reminded the kids.

"No fucking swearing kids in my house. Only mom and dad can swear because we are adults. Plus your both too young to swear. Got it?" Peach stared at the kids demonicly.

"Yeah mom we're sorry. We won't do that again ever..." Baby Peach and Mario gulped as they got out to get their stuff out the trunk and rolled it towards the airport entrance.

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Bowser looks on his Peach tracker to see where she is and then he had grabed his children and Claudia came with him.

"Are you guys ready to go see Princess Peach?" Bowser asked smirking.

"To be honest with you... no i'm not ready." Ludwig shrugged not caring.

Iggy, Larry, and Lemmy agreed as Wendy listened to some music.ly videos and Roy smiled at her.

"I'm not a stalker." Lemmy remined Bowser.

"I DON'T GIVE A GOSH DAMN SHIT ABOUT IT." Bowser shouted.

"Whatcha up to on dat music.ly?" Roy smirked as he came closer to Wendy.

"I'm listening to my music.ly friend A'nyla. She does Mario music.ly videos..." Wendy exclaimed as she laughed at the video.

"C'mon guys we got a princess to see!!!" Bowser screeched while everyone did their own thing.

And so... as Bowser, Bowser Jr, the Koopalings, and Claudia fly in their clown car to see Princess Peach, the two fan favorites and their children had slept in the resort. Restless and happily. Of course Lemmy wanted off the ride because he doesn't like being a stalker.