Jeff Angelo had finally developed enough of a backbone to be able to ask the man of his dreams out when he saw him again after quite some time of longing. Jeff had seen coincidentally caught a glimpse of him playing a good ol' game of soccer with some other guys and had followed him back to what he supposed was the man's flat. After finding his man's humble abode, he went back to his own home and waited until the next day to go back.
When Jeff returned to the flat the next day, he hesitated outside the front door for several moments, silently debating on whether or not this was really a good idea. Soon enough, though, the option was more or less taken from him as the door was opened from the inside and someone tried to step out.
"Oh, hello," the person said.
Jeff almost died when he looked up and made eye-contact with none other than the Doctor.
"Hey," Jeff replied. He tried to make it sound cool and calm, but he only succeeded in sounding strained and extremely awkward.
The Doctor gave him a slightly strange look before asking, "Are you a friend of Craig's?"
"Of… who? No, I'm here to see you." Jeff paused for just a moment before asking, "You mean you don't remember me?"
The Doctor sensed that this conversation could've potentially meant quite a lot to this boy from the hurt he could hear in his voice. So, as per usual, he pretended to remember. "Ohhh, yes! I remember now…" he said with a ridiculous smile.
"Jeff," Jeff said.
"Yes, Jeff! Tip of the tongue."
"I'm sure."
"So, Jeff, what brings you here?"
"I… wanted to ask you something, Doctor," Jeff said awkwardly, somehow resembling a young preteen boy attempting to ask out the most popular girl in the school.
"Yes?"
"Will you…" Jeff paused to take in a deep breath, letting it out as he stood tall and brave before continuing. "Will you be my date to Rory and Amy's wedding?"
The Doctor then suddenly remembered Jeff. He was the 'good-looking one' that Amy wasn't marrying! Interesting…
"Well, Jeff… I was planning on going stag, but I suppose I could go along with you instead," he answered. When he saw the delighted grin that instantly spread across Jeff's face, he figured he'd just made his month.
"Great! That's fantastic!" Jeff exclaimed. He then had such an unbelievable yolo moment that could possibly best all other yolo moments that he really didn't even actually consider the concept of yoloing it before he just kinda did it because yolo. (wtf is that sentence XD)
AND THEN…
Jeff totally just yoloed it and planted one right on the Doctor because he was just so fucking happy that he could do all possible yolos anyone could've ever been doing at that exact moment.
But hey, Jeff figured it was okay, because the Doctor briefly kissed him back before Jeff pulled a little way's away and just smiled at his dream man. He thought he heard the Doctor mumble something about Jeff being better-looking than he'd remembered, but he didn't say anything about it.
And that was how Jeff Angelo got his man.
FIN.
the actual fuck is this
XDXDXD